Plant mum

Izzy / 20 / UK  I post all the random crap that makes me laugh     (which if you knew me, it doesn't take much)     studyblr: anothernerdstudies

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[dazzlerazz]

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

[milfleeta]

someone should’ve introduced data to crochet. i think that would’ve been good for him.

[milfleeta]

crochet can’t be replicated by a machine but one of the central points of data as a character is that he’s not just a machine. just imagine someone giving him a hook and some worsted weight yarn, and he makes an absolute beaut of an afghan and then geordi probably mentions that he hears crochet can’t be done by a machine and then the look on data’s face, u know the look. u get the vision.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: A reaction image of Lisa Simpson crying /End ID]

[miss-americanbi]

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

[zapatism]

most unstable girl you know: i need to get a masters degree

[ampervadasz]

Pink

[theryanproject]

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

[official-sokka]

[lananiscorner]

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my Among Us strategy is to get murdered as quickly as possible. i prefer to be a ghost bc it makes doing my tasks easier. i find it so annoying when my crewmates interrupt me for pointless meetings like ‘oh shit there’s a dead body in the reactor.’ sasuke1 i don’t care i have data to upload

[angelicguy]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebootydiaries]

friend: what are you doing?

me: im on tumblr

friend: whats your @?

me: sorry i dont have tumblr

[true-love-is-everything]

“I need you. Because you make me laugh more than anyone else, and I’m the best me when I’m with you. And because when you’re gone, nothing feels right until you return.”

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[mutuallyassuredseduction]

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

[youngsamberg]

[foxgraves]

no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.

[hollowboobtheory]

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

[stupidpetface]

[seyvetch]

imprisoned for small crimes

[maladaptations]

small crimes and misdeamours

[bloomelon]

@intobarbarians