Lost, darling~?

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Welcome to the faewild! Please, please, make yourself at home, I insist! Might I trouble you in a strawberry? Fresh from the garden~

This is my slightly self-indulgent blog where I pretend to be one of Them. Enjoy.

Disclaimer:

While a majority of this is played up as mischeif and tomfoolery, They will be talking about a lot of diffrent things (mainly the capture and keeping of humans) that generally wouldn't be kosher in our society, and especially will be talking about it without remorse, because that's what nature is, and that's what the faefolk do. Essentially, if you don't like that: TURN BACK NOW.

Tags:

#whispers from the wood - average text posts

#our darling's little questions - self explanatory

#court sanctioned lectures - where I occasionally drop my personal headcannons on magic and related fantasy shit (in character, obviously).

#the motherly one - the great mother makes an appearance!! Yayy!! Maybe run for your lives tho :p

#a worthy visage - on the offchance I get fanart (doubtful) I'll put it under here

Anything tagless (as in has none of the above) is ooc

More soon maybe

Also if you wanna talk to the mod directly adress it to M. Because. Well it should be obvious why I'm not giving a proper name here of all places lol.

Also also while I'm not opposed to roleplaying do not expect me to respond immediately. I do have a quene for this shit

Also also also, this is all my headcannon. Deadass. The only faefolklore I know is the stuff I've gathered from cultural osmosis. So fuck off if I get some shit wrong here and there. Suspend some disbelief. Eat a strawberry and live.

[cap-n-pants]

I FINALLY FOUND THE LUBBER THAT HAS BEEN DUPING ME FER SO LONG

NOT FUNNY

NOT EVEN A CHUCKLE LAD

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Eeheheheehehee~

[mushroominaforest]

thoughts on forest gnomes?

Finally someone asking the real questions. Well, I think forest gnomes are lovely fellas, all around good company albeit a tad shy. Garden gnomes on the other hand are horrible creatures. Invasive to the local ecosystem. Not to be trusted.

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

You get it.

[evilwizard]

opinion on yuri mr evil wizard?

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Good choice.

[mxboxlocks]

the willow maid

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

...

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[savrenim]

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

[ospreyonthemoon]

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

[rabbitindisguise]

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

[orangejuice707]

The tinkerbell chernobyl post strikes

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

The fucking things that some of you say about us are worrying.

[kissycat]

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

[kissycat]

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

In all fairness, both crossword puzzles and poems are quite cute~

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[nudityandnerdery]

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

...We're disgusted. Ugh.

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Cann we digg iin yor trrees? We promise tto be goodd :D

-@asentientswarmoftermites

(Hey there, it’s ijustreallylikeants. New blog, to not infect the main one.)

Hm. Well, at least you asked first. That depends entirely on what's in it for us.

[asentientswarmoftermites]

Well, you simply must consider the advantages of having a sentient hivemind in your debt. Naturally, the termites would defend their homes, but they could also drive out any invasive species, like fire ants. We could also infest any human’s structures.

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Ooh. That's tempting. Screwing with the humans is always a plus~ Alright, I suppose you have a deal. For now.

[asentientswarmoftermites]

Splendid.

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

WHO KILLED OUR TERMITES. WHO DID IT. WE DEMAND ANSWERS; WHERE HAVE THE TREEMITES DISSIPEARED TO.

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

WHO LET A FUCKING DINOSAHR INTO OUR GODDAMN FAEREALM

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

WHAT

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

How are the ants now? It’s been a while since I’ve checked up on them.

Ahem. Um. Thriving. In both the worst and best ways.

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Frustratingly clever. Yet, also, quite polite. You earned just a bit of our favor that day~

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Unexpected absence after unexpected absence... such is the way of life. The purest order of nature is chaos, after all. We do still apologize.

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

WHO LET A FUCKING DINOSAHR INTO OUR GODDAMN FAEREALM

[homunculus-argument]

"If you accept any food from the fae, they shall never let you go" is a human belief. The fair folk stand by the principle that if you feed 'em, you gotta keep 'em. If wildlife learns to rely on you for food, you have already fucked up, and you can't just stop feeding them cold turkey. That human is your responsibility now. Because you left your peach cobbler unsupervised.

[teaboot]

If you start feeding the humans in your yard then you need to make sure you keep feeding them or else they’ll choose not to migrate and starve in the winter. I recommend rolling something in peanut butter and seeds and hanging it out on the porch

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Ooh, good idea~

[harpsi-corpse]

The allergy fairy is here and you haven’t filed your pollen taxes. Time to suffer!! 🧚✨🌸

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

Not our fault your mortal noses suck so bad.

[evilwizard]

ahh shit i just got a heroic call to adventure alert on my phone. the fairies found some rube to wield their goddamn magic broadsword i guess. great. there goes my weekend

[voices-from-the-faerealm]

And we'll get another one too. Pay off your goddamn loan or we'll start tapping into the pre-adolencent market.