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Asexual|nonbinary|They/Them|adult. Kalza’s Wordgirl blog. Expect a lot of random thoughts, theories, and an occasional shitpost all relating to Wordgirl. I make sure to tag other fandoms that are not WG related. For more information about who I am and what I do, check out the "More Info" button. I also draw! For my art, here's the "My Art tag".

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Been a very long time since I last drew my Wordgirl OCs, and I miss them; so here they are in the big 2026! Felix didn't change much, but Ghost and Byte got some huge outfit updates and some mild tweaks to their actual designs.

Even added WG-verse Ember in her updated outfit, which suits her better. Showing up for the first time in awhile only to see things never change, lol!

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Been a very long time since I last drew my Wordgirl OCs, and I miss them; so here they are in the big 2026! Felix didn't change much, but Ghost and Byte got some huge outfit updates and some mild tweaks to their actual designs.

Even added WG-verse Ember in her updated outfit, which suits her better. Showing up for the first time in awhile only to see things never change, lol!

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Cursed(?) Wordgirl screenshot edits part 3, cuz I have no life...expect even more

And a couple transparent ones

And my attempt at a Non-binary Wordgirl

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Saw someone use the "cool guy," Two Brains edit on Tiktok and I'm honestly flattered XDD

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Because I’m a cringe magnet, I decided to draw my “Blue Cheese” crack pairing child, Neil, whom I only really showed on the Wordgirl Discord server and a friend on DA. I’ve had him for over two years, and I love this lil abomination.

This was just for fun and a “what if?” AU, so don’t hate on me too much.

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PLEASE DO NOT REUPLOAD/USE/STEAL/EDIT/TRACE!!

also, IF YOU’RE PART OF CRINGE CULTURE/HATEDOMS, PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT!!!

(Facts about him under cut)

-Wheras his father is a reference to The Fly and Jekyll and Hyde, Neil is a reference to The Island of Dr. Moreau and Fullmetal Alchemist.

-He proudly considers himself an “abomination,” considering his mom is an alien and his dad is a human/mouse fusion.

-a determined and very stubborn lil snot, who refuses to give up on his experiments.

-very morally questionable.

-he’s a Leo, and a young adult (I’m thinking 21).

-he’s lactose intolerant but somehow cheese doesn’t really bother him.

-can’t handle bright light due to his albinoism (thanks, dad), so he’s rarely seen outside without some sort of eye protection.

-his voice-claim would either be Greg Cipes, or Greg Ayres (either Greg).

-embraces the “feral scientist” trope.

-scientifically conceived in a Petri dish.

-grey-asexual possibly biromantic.

-has ADHD, and can get very fidgety. Liked to mess with a fidget cube and has a bad habit of chewing on pens.

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My son....oh how I missed this gremlin

[dinodoggie]

I thought itd be fun to redraw some Wordgirl AU art since ive been thinking about it recently!

I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

[kalza]

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS OPEN!!

So my phone provider recently increased my bill amount to $75.00, which is due on the 10th of August, but unfortunately I do not get paid until the 15th, and I rely heavily on my phone for work (even though it's on its last leg). And I recently had to set up payment arrangements with my power company to assist in the $206.00 power bill they charged me. So in short, I'm flat broke and cannot pay the $75.00 needed for my phone bill.

So I'm opening emergency commissions to raise just enough to get this bill paid before the due date. Send me an ask if interested.

Slots open:

1.

2.

Prices under "read more"

~Prices~

*Lineart only

Half body: $20.00

Full body: $30.00

*Flat colors

Half body: $25.00

Full body: $35.00

*Basic cell-shading & black lines

Half body: $35.00

Full body: $45.00

*Fully rendered & colored lines

Half body: $55.00

Full body: $65.00

~Extras~

Additional characters: $25.00 per character

~Backgrounds~

Basic solid or gradient: Free

Abstract/simple: $10.00

Complicated/environmental scene: depending on the complexity/detail wanted $20.00-$30.00

Things I WILL draw:

#OCs (please provide reference and colors. Visual preferred)

#Cartoons, video game, anime, and comic characters (please specify character and franchise)

#OC+Canon pairings

#Comics (if multiple pages, each additional page costs as much as one commission, due to the amount of work that goes into them)

#Avatars/icons

#Humans+humanoids

#Anthro/furry

#Gore (as long as it's NOT hate related)

#NSFW (MUST be +18)

#Pride related themes+same sex pairings

Things I WON'T draw:

-Weird/gross fetishes (stuff like scat, vore, farting, inflation, weight-gain, diaper, ect. Ask for more info)

-Feral porn/bestiality

-Overly complicated machinery (like Transformers, mecha, and vehicles)

-Political/hate themes (homophobia, transphobia, racism, ect)

-Gross/problematic topics (pedophilia, incest, and necrophilia)

-Realism/real-life people (I'm a cartoon artist, not a realism artist)

Asks about:

!Trans-presenting bodies (I refuse to draw anything that fetishizes trans bodies like futanari and herms)

!Characters with overly complicated designs

!Robotic characters (nothing overly complicated like transformers and certain Star Wars droids)

!Ref sheets (prices will vary and usually left un-shaded/rendered due to the main purpose of said ref sheet)

[kalza]

So, I just had to make an emergency dentist appointment for a broken tooth, and unfortunately my insurance didn't cover the entire bill from when I had my wisdom teeth taken out in September of last year. In order for my dentist to see me about my broken tooth, I had to pay out of pocket for the previous bill, which was estimated to be about $547.00

And with my workplace cutting my hours, this came at an horrible time. My latest paycheck didn't even cover rent for this month, and some other bills (rent is $530.00, and my other bills add up to a little over $200.00). So I'm in quite a bit of urgent trouble to be able to pay my rent and remaining bills on time.

I'm already in the process of getting on foodstamps, but for right now I'm really needing some help with other important expenses.

So if anyone is willing to commission me, I would greatly appreciate it. Willing to do SFW or NSFW (must be +18)

[kalza]

Still needing some help. I have two slots open, if anyone is interested.

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Every AU never gets him right. His only addiction is CHEESE.

[drboxleitner]

Sir…. It’s alive…..

hi 2022 fan

hello, im alive! id love to make more digital dr two brains art but here have some old old drawings i made that never saw the light of day before, wherein scoops and dr two brains are forced to talk to one another

[drboxleitner]

wordgirl doodle dump

[drboxleitner]

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heeeyyyy, long time no see? Well, in terms of art....

I've been wanting to draw my other OCxCanon pairings I have with my character, Ember. So here's a redraw of the, "Easy," song from Hazbin Hotel season 2 but with Ember and Dr. Two Brains. Don't let the cute lovey-dovey filters fool you; they're both agents of chaos (in their own special way)

Ember's got that hip game though, lmao.

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heeeyyyy, long time no see? Well, in terms of art....

I've been wanting to draw my other OCxCanon pairings I have with my character, Ember. So here's a redraw of the, "Easy," song from Hazbin Hotel season 2 but with Ember and Dr. Two Brains. Don't let the cute lovey-dovey filters fool you; they're both agents of chaos (in their own special way)

Ember's got that hip game though, lmao.

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Anyone still active in this fandom? It's been awhile since I last checked in.

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I genuinely missed this fandom, especially with how pretty wholesome it was (well most of the time. We did have some bad eggs like every fandom does)

It feels kinda weird saying something after not being terribly active for like almost 6 years, and only posting one new piece of fan art last year. Now I'm 30, and honestly this show will forever hold a special place in my heart.

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Anyone still active in this fandom? It's been awhile since I last checked in.

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My OCxDr. Two-Brains ship is just Ember being, "oh crap, that's my circus....yup that's my monkey....."

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*blows dust off this blog* So it's been awhile (like a few years) since I've posted anything of substance except an occasional shitpost, so here, have some new art from me (as a treat)

First drawing referenced from this (credits to Ferai-caolann but original post unavailable):

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*blows dust off this blog* So it's been awhile (like a few years) since I've posted anything of substance except an occasional shitpost, so here, have some new art from me (as a treat)

First drawing referenced from this (credits to Ferai-caolann but original post unavailable):