its the shrimple things

johnny || critter keeper || artist

[beardedmrbean]

Everyone is so proud of him too, as they should be

[raytoroapologist]

id suck the tattoos right off that guy

[raytoroapologist]

id clean him off like a whiteboard

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[kedreeva]

It’s unknown what happened to the mother. But all four kittens are “doing great so far,” Fugate said, and are in the care of a foster home, where the youngest ones are being bottle-fed every few hours. Binx is still with them. “They all went to a foster home together,” she said, “because how could we split them up?”

[nickyflowers]

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

[sunsetforestzone]

[quort]

at the strip club like “do you wanna be my friend??”

[quort]

i thought this was funny so i wanted to draw it but i was at work so i had to draw it on a napkin but then it fell on the floor and got oily and crumpled up

[decafbat]

can you get your life together polease

[quort]

i shoved it in my pocket nd i got really sweaty and i brought it home and put it on the fridge with a jesus magnet ok

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jumpin-jahoosaphats]

HOOoWoW!!

[jumpin-jahoosaphats]

Bald white bitch (affectionate)

[official-bald-posts]

Official bald post

[surrealtiktoks]

[aire1111]

your mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail

[beesmygod]

Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

[cosmonautroger]

[iambowman-deactivated20191219]

Would you care for some refreshments?

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[voided-god]

I'm watching neo yokio and the incredibly dramatic, dark music and a pan up of Kaz's face and his Aunt going "eat your tiramisu" and him looking like he wants to die and going "I lost my appetite" is really really really Relatable

[toopoor]

[voided-god]

Hey fellow gays

Help me get to school and back

https://lyft.com/iga/JOHNNY97571