You can't monopolize the pleasure

Just some person's blog. Not a main blog for whatever reason. Art blog is Voidilart. 

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[reversewerewolf]

[paper-mario-wiki]

this is the kind of room a supervillain grows up in

[anagnori-deactivated20201123]

Re: “discourse”

When people argue about who qualifies as queer or LGBT+, what they’re really arguing about is “Whose problems should we care about?” and “Whose voices should matter?”

When a person claims that asexuality and aromanticism aren’t LGBT+, it’s never in the sense of “Ace and aro issues are different from LGBT+ issues, so let’s make our activism intersectional, and inclusive of LGBT+ ace and aro people.” No, it’s always used to mean, “Asexuality and aromanticism are not oppressed, therefore I shouldn’t have to listen to or care about ace and aro issues.”

These people are not arguing a “discourse.” They are trying make excuses for why they shouldn’t have to care about other human beings. Petty, selfish people like this exist in every group, and they’re always looking for someone they can look down on to feel better about themselves. You’ll find the exact same mentality in right-wing circles among people making fun of “SJWs.”

Do not waste your time arguing with these people. You do not have to prove your humanity. You do not have to show them your scars, your trauma, your struggles. They do not deserve the honor of knowing you. If you advocate for ace and aro issues, speak to people who treat you with respect. If someone isn’t capable of doing that, block and ignore them.

[kittyfoxpaws]

Why aspec exclusionism is harmful: a primer

What is aspec exclusionism?

Aspec exclusionism is the idea that identities on the aromantic or asexual spectra (collectively referred to as “a-spectrum” or “aspec” identities) are not LGBTQ identities; exclusionists may believe that people with aspec identities can be LGBTQ by virtue of other parts of their identity, but definitionally believe that the aspec identity itself is not a queer identity.

Is it correct?

No, it is not; these identities have been involved within LGBTQ movements for a long time, historically as part of the bisexual community. Asexual or aromantic people are not straight, because the word “straight” itself refers to a position of power granted to those who are viewed by society at large as conforming to the norms around sexual or romantic attraction (e.g. who one is attracted to) (not the norms around sexual or romantic activity (e.g. gender roles within a romantic relationship, kink)).

Why is it harmful?

Some exclusionists may not seem to hold harmful ideas at first blush, saying that aspec identities are valid but simply don’t belong within the LGBTQ community, and not necessarily displaying prejudice towards aspec people; however, their ideas are inherently harmful to aspec people and communities for many different reasons, including:

Erasing the oppression that aspec people face at the hands of straight society by implying that they are straight or that their identities can be straight

Making aspec people who are queer in other ways or trans feel unwelcome in their communities; these ideas are very often accompanied by other forms of prejudice toward aspec people, and even when they are not, the refusal to recognize a part of people’s identity makes them feel unwelcome.

Can prevent aspec people from accessing needed resources from organizations which are meant to support people oppressed or excluded by cishet society

I hope that this post can serve as an introduction to the generally amisic landfill that gives itself the haughty title of “ace discourse” to appear as more than simple prejudice and unexamined discomfort with aspec identities; when it comes down to it, most exclusionists simply feel in their bones that aspec people (or at least “cishet” aspec people) don’t belong in queer communities, due to queermisia and to having been indoctrinated to the idea that they are cishets invading our spaces and taking our resources.

[axleheart]

this is the most underrated moment from the sa2 real time fandub and i will not rest until it gets the recognition it deserves

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[the-new-mandalor]

It’s a Monty Python skit.

[flyingwerecats]

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

[androdragynous]

portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig

[chocouniversa]

What is Wheatley then

[androdragynous]

he’s a cash register and chell wishes this Smart Restaurant trend would end

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[inksplit]

[kaprika]

Remember

[voidilie]

Me: Scrolling through a blog

The blog: Calls aces and/or aros cishet in any context

Me: Instantly loses interest

[xraventhegreatx]

[ghostly-peanut-butter-deactivat]

Mii : I’ll give you a ruby pendant if you go out with me

-silence-

man playing the game : C’mon say yes

mii off screen : Wait

Man playing the game : wait??

-door slams and zooms in on different mii-

Man playing the game : jeSUS????

[hustlerose]

portal coffee shop au 

[hustlerose]

a british cashier watches in horror as the manager locks a mute girl inside the starbucks and starts throwing espresso at her

[hustlerose]

chell is not hurt because she is catching all the espresso in her mouth perfectly 

[ewaneneollav]

[catharticloathing]

rats. we’re rats. weeeeeeeeeee’re the Rats. we prey at night we stalk at night. weeeeeee’re the Ratsss

[hagane-no-heart]

@horchatatatata

[official-cisphobe]

you know what fuck you support all aspecs or die by my sword

[official-cisphobe]

it’s been three months since I made this post and so far I’ve had no clown sightings

reblog the post of Supporting Aspecs Without Clownery for a lifetime of supporting aspecs without clownery juice

[eclipseisminetocommand]

catch me throwing a fucking party when my boy comes back

[the-music-writer]

You seriously not going to talk about the three times a horse funeral was mentioned on this flyer

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of tweets, part 26

(the series)

[snapscube]

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour