This makes me so happy. Allow me to add.
At some point, Mabel gets up on the school’s roof during lunch. Everybody watched nervously as the janitor locked the door up to the roof and walked away (come on, you don’t tell the janitor that they’re doing their job wrong.) Even so, Mabel ended up in class on time. Early, in fact. But the school is two stories tall with no bushes to break a fall…
During an English group project, Dipper and Mabel lose some rubric points for splicing together an old claymation movie to tell the story instead of making a puppet show like they were supposed to. Somehow, there are three musical numbers in their project that never showed up in the source material.
Mabel owns worn, too-big brass knuckles and is not afraid to use them. Nobody knows where they came from or why they seem so used.
Both the twins can get away with practically anything. They’re constantly pulling pranks, or, well, it’s probably them. It’s not like they’re ever caught. Even other kids who see them rigging the stuff doubt themselves when they hear the twins’ denials. Maybe it’s magic. Maybe it’s just uncannily good lying skills. Mabel’s the best.
In the past, the Mystery Twins have worn matching costumes for Halloween. One year, however, nobody can figure out how their costumes go together. Mabel wore an oversized man’s suit with a red hat that kept dipping down, while Dipper’s trenchcoat was many sizes too big too, and he somehow got realistic guns into the school. He might have been from some obscure scifi series, but if you asked, he’d just yell “portal!” and somehow back out of the conversation.
Both of them refuse to eat canned sloppy joes. Dipper will mention the time he ate bat meat, though he won’t explain.
When he doesn’t think anybody’s looking, Dipper will mutter a few nonsense words and something incredible will happen. James over there swears he saw Dipper’s textbook float from his backpack, while Penny will tell anyone who’ll listen about her special sweatshirt that adjusts her temperature effortlessly, all because she told off a group of girls that was making fun of Mabel.
Dipper slays in the robotics unit of engineering. It didn’t hurt that his mini battle mecha had glow in the dark paint, either. That little dinosaur moved too fluidly to be some high schooler’s project. Right?
The art teacher has an absolute favorite and a least favorite. They’re both Mabel. She’s a genius when it comes to crafts, but any art lab she’s a part of becomes a party and glitter ends up under the floorboards.
When the Ducktective movie came out, every single kid in the neighborhood heard at least two corny jokes shouted out in the theater, though they didn’t see it on the same day and the jokes differed depending on who you talked to. The thing is, nobody could recall seeing the Mystery Twins at the theater, despite Mabel being a huge fan and Dipper only slightly less so.
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