Transformers: Random Scenarios #1
Universe: Transformers Prime
Imagine getting into the TFP world, you end up getting chased down by Starscream in an abandoned town. You end up jumping on Optimus’s altmode, who is just DRIVING BY with the children inside and you scare the life out of them-
The kids scream, and Optimus is caught off guard while you are frantically knocking on his window, holding onto dear life while with each word your voice raises till you yell to the kids through the window pointing downwards.
"window window Window Window WINDOW- OPEN THE WINDOW!"
The kids exchange puzzled glances before Jack realizes what you're signaling for and leaning across the seat as he frantically opens the window.
You crawl halfway into the cab then just fall in while an explosion goes off beside Optimus.
Miko, Jack, and Raf watch with widened eyes as you dive through the window and land in the truck, panting and clearly winded from running away from the Decepticon.
Miko, still a bit stunned, finally regains her composure and grins.
Miko: "That... was... AWESOME! You're a total badass!"
Jack and Raf exchange glances, though they're still trying to process what just happened. Optimus glances at you through the rearview mirror again and says-
"They do have quite the knack for making a dramatic entrance."
Ratchet talks through the comms after he notified Optimus of Starscreams presence.
Ratchet goes off on you when he learns that you jumped on a moving vehicle and with the high adrenaline you two have a back and forth with one another till the topic of your differences comes up and one of them is about your height differences as Ratchet mentions he can outrun a Decepticon at any day which prompts you to say the next:
"Yeah with your size- that's easy to say!" while the adrenaline is still coursing through your body a mile per hour, feeling like your nervous system is about to have a breakdown. That's when Optimus intervenes.
"...Are you two done measuring each other?"
That makes you snap at Optimus and say:
"No Prime- I wanted to start a cock measuring contest- while we are in chase, thank you for asking!"
The atmosphere instantly shifts as everyone in the cab turns towards you in stunned disbelief.
Ratchet sputters in shock through the comms and the kids look at you like you've just said something unspeakable. Even Optimus, the usually stoic leader, looks completely taken aback If the low stutter of his engine and almost unnoticeable shake in his frame was anything to go by.
For a moment, the cab is filled with an awkward and stunned silence, until Optimus gathers his composure and speaks up once more.
"I-uh… beg your pardon?"
Miko, barely containing her laughter: "Did they just…"
Ratchet, utterly flabbergasted: "by the AllSpark…"
"You heard me- and I will NOT repeat that-" you say, completely embarrassed by your outburst, not meaning to snap at the Prime.
Ratchet, Miko, Jack, and Raf all freeze—even Optimus hesitates for a full second before deciding he will not engage with that statement while they are getting shot at as the others finally turn up.
The kids are too stunned to even laugh.
Miko leans towards the two boys voice barely above a whisper.
"Uh… did they just say what I think they said?"
Jack whispers.. "We are never unhearing that.."
Optimus clears his vocalizer like an annoyed parent.
"Let’s focus on getting to safety."
