@volcanicpumpernickel - Tumblr Blog

i like ‘em big i like ‘em chomsky

#mine

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

ilovecats4ever

welcome to the future

ilovecats4ever

laterkiss

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

humiliationvictim

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

videolottery

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

humiliationvictim

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

longshrimp

then just don't??

humiliationvictim

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

videolottery

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

humiliationvictim

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat

do you like my devices

i-am-the-oyster

amazoogle

boycritter

like 2 years ago there was the trend of "rawdogging flights" and during dinner my dad (very online) (non-native english speaker) was like "oscar have you heard of rawdogging" and i said "um. what?" and he went "they're doing it on planes"

senatortedcruz

Wonderful photo

machinot

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

trangoldin

ethos-labrador

for those like me that want proof this is real:

parkchanwoohoo

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"