Madwoman with a Wifi Connection

Ashley. 19. I love Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, bands, lots and lots of bands. I obsess about a lot of different people and other random shit. I love to knit. I read too much and play my music too loud. I post Fandom stuff, Wisdom, Humor, and a bunch of other stuff. This blog is a non-judgemental blog. Feel free to talk to me. I'm here for anyone that ever needs me. Enjoy.

[maladaptive-dreamer]

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

[voldemort-has-the-phonebox]

Saw the cats sitting on the bookcase and took 15 photos of it because oh my god. I said to Kenny, "These cat photos are the most important photos I've taken today and I took bathroom selfies for five minutes this morning". It's been a good day.

[voldemort-has-the-phonebox]

My cat is an actual model, thanks. 💜

[voldemort-has-the-phonebox]

Breakfast date! 💜 (at (the) Grind Cafe & Coffeehouse)

[voldemort-has-the-phonebox]

Up late reading with the fam.

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Me doing anything

[screwthisnaming]

FYI he won this episode so if anything use this as an analogy for your life

[please-dont-drop-the-mic]

The definition of optimistic pessimism

[voldemort-has-the-phonebox]

I got my cats some bags with catnip on the inside and Puck has taken to napping inside of it. He's the cutest. 💜

[voldemort-has-the-phonebox]

#NowPlaying Tragedy + Time by Rise Against

[voldemort-has-the-phonebox]

Sleepy kitty 💜

[voldemort-has-the-phonebox]

Another morning with me closing myself off in a room so I can get reading done. (at Ohio State Lima)

[odinsblog]

#ResistTrump

[ajani]

to note, the Pew Research Center is preeettttyyy well known and defnitely considered a reliable source so this isn’t just “liberal bullshit”

[aleatoryw]

Being straight is like being in gryffindor: all the main characters are always gryffindor, there’s tons of merch for gryffindor, and no one’s gonna give you shit for being in gryffindor. 

Being gay is like being in slytherin: everyone has heard of it, but the merch is few and far between so you have to really want it. The only slytherin characters are secondary and morally gray. Some people think you are evil.

Being bisexual is like being in ravenclaw: there is no merch. there are no major ravenclaw characters. people definitely try to lump it in with either gryffindor or slytherin, and there are a few weird stereotypes.

being asexual is like being in hufflepuff:

[cycopompadour]

Tru fax on the ace hufflepugs

[aka-bella]

As a bisexual ravenclaw, can confirm.

[jumex]

gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun

[leapsickness-deactivated2017071]

i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time……

[xanny]

But can they put it together sis

[ccstcrptc]

Literally wtf is a screwdriver

[jumex]

A cocktail

[thursday]

[projectqueer]

Amanda Nunes becomes first openly gay UFC champion

She showed up to her weigh-in wearing a shirt saying “We are all fighters,” as part of a fundraiser for the LGBTQ Center for Southern Nevada.

After defeating Miesha Tate Saturday at UFC 200 in a stunning underdog victory, Amanda Nunes became the first openly gay UFC fighter to win a title, The Guardian reports. She showed up to her weigh-in wearing a shirt saying “We are all fighters,” as part of a fundraiser for the LGBTQ Center for Southern Nevada.

“Everybody knows that I respect Miesha a lot, [but] I’m the new champion,” Nunes told the Associated Press. “For years I’ve been working hard for this moment. I feel amazing.”

Nunes is the fourth fighter to hold the 135-pound belt since Ronda Rousey — who made headlines for refusing to fight transgender competitor Fallon Fox — lost it eight months ago. Depending when Rousey re-enters the ring, she could be Nunes next competitor. The bantamweight fighter said she trains with her girlfriend, UFC strawweight fighter Nina Ansaroff, who she fully expects to be the next out competitor to grab a title.

“She is going to be the next UFC champion, I mean it,” Nunes told The Guardian. “She is going to show everybody. She helps me every day … and I love her.”

[blackmodel]

COME THROUGH 2017!!!!!

[luzdelunis2-deactivated20200703]

Amanda Nunes went up against Ronda Rousey on Friday night and knocked her the fuck out in 48 fucking seconds. The Lioness won literally 48 seconds into the first round.

I like to imagine she’s the spirit of 2017 here to kick the shit out of 2016 for the rest of us.

[goodassdog]

[licoricefern]

Does it count as suggesting/threatening assassination if you say you want some deity or cryptid or mythical being to take someone out? Like can I ask Sasquatch to do me a solid without fear of legal reproach?

[lesbianrey]

i call upon the powers of mothman to devour mike pence