Same Tbh

Hey my name is Kritik (yes my parents decided to call me that for some reason). 24 Australia. Love a laugh, sport and some friends would be nice.

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

[geekandmisandry]

What kind of frog can consume a whole person??

[elfwreck]

[thyrell]

this is the funniest divorce in the world

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

[swordsintheforest]

Awwwww

[teatops]

I am on the verge of tears please watch this

[curioscurio]

Absolutely obsessed with Matter-Eater Lad who is a real DC superhero . He could have defeated thanos

[wellwaterhysteria]

hieronymus bosch sounds like a surfer term for a particularly gnarly wave you know. duuuude that was one righteous bosch back there are you okay? yeah that was hieronymus bro. you nearly ended up in the garden of earthy delights man hahaha

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

idk guys maybe we should try calling the amazon rain forest “sovereign indigenous lands” more often because i’m still seeing people talk about it like some sort of vast terra nullis where there are only animals–you know, like a colonialist

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

There are lots of indigenous people and tribes here, and their culture is shared a lot in my hometown — I’m from Manaus which is a city literally in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. So, yeah, people need to stop talking like that.

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[totally-a-wizard]

[agayjewishwerewolf]

Holy shit

[jimmyfury]

[charlesoberonn]

This is a forgery! A fraud! A false prophet!

They edited this post.

This is a reblog from 2013 before the edit (color shifted for visibility)

[ID: A text post reblog by tumblr user gaztly. The OP is fullmetalfisting. The text is “How can dog breeders sell puppies for over $1,000? Do these puppies shit gold? Do these puppies fight crime? Can they play the banjo? No they’re fucking infant dogs that poop on your things and love you omg”. gaztly tagged it ‘#sOMEONE FINALLY SAYS IT,’ /ID]

[strangeducks]

[notvoid]

[deletingggggggggggggheart-deact]

Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart

[starkeaton]

[4gifs]

Vicious bear attack

[4gifs]

Now you’re thinking with portals

[memewhore]

[introvertedx10]

[headspace-hotel]

This linguistic problem is only going to continue getting worse unless we fuck it in the ass now.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[charlesoberonn]

[kaijuno]

[oldschoolfrp]

Truck Carrying Gaming Dice Spills Onto Highway, Rolls A Perfect 756,000

“Though unfortunate it happened, nobody got hurt and we now own an unofficial world record for the largest dice roll in history!”

[atalana]

okay but this is the best part of this article