Basically Just A Big Nerd

[voldiespetturtle]

little ol me as a forest witch🌲✨

[mohtz]

asia

i’ve always wanted to do a piece that celebrates asia for it’s diversity and richness, and I finally got around to doing it 🙂

prints / twitter / ig

[voldiespetturtle]

rest in power✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

i know my platform is tiny at best, but it would mean a lot if anyone reading this would take the time to educate themselves and grow. this is the time to stand up and be loud.

america especially is in need of your voices. but i encourage learning about cases in other countries, because they're not immune to systemic racism.

so sign petitions, donate (if you can), support the protesters or protest yourselves, support black creators and black owned businesses and most importantly: educate yourselves and the ones around you. change begins in your head💗

[tears-in-the-screendoor]

DO NOT JUST LIKE THIS AND KEEP SCROLLING FUCKING REBLOG THIS

script from @bluecollarbabe1 on instagram. even if you can't protest, you can still be heard. use your voice. do something.

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To whom it may concern:

I am writing you about the murder of George Floyd by MPD officers Derek Chauvin, Thomas Lane, J. Alexander Kueng, and Tou Thao. These men were not upholding the law, they were committing murder and terrorizing their community. Being fired is not an appropriate response to the crime. All officers must be charged with murder.

We cannot continue this way. This is not the way forward. Use your station and power for change; for good. Give a voice to the smothered. Prove that all lives matter. Do your job.

[email protected]

When the streets clear and the ashes fade, George Floyd will not be forgotten. The events transpiring may very well be plastered into history books. The world is watching. My generation will not fail to tell our children exactly what happened. Your actions now will cement how you are remembered. If you stand up and act, you will be remembered for your bravery, choosing to enact justice. If not, history will sneer at your cowardice. The choice is yours.

MPD EMAILS:

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DO NOT JUST LIKE THIS AND KEEP SCROLLING FUCKING REBLOG THIS

[missegyptiana-deactivated202204]

justice needs to be served.

[justsomeantifas]

people will be like “fanfiction writers!!! are everything”

and then turn around and say a website that doesnt pay the writers they make their traction and money off of is a saint that would do no wrong.

im just saying. ao3 gets their money

those writers dont. lmao.

so whyre you making it about the writers when they could post pretty much anywhere huh? 😂 and youre only paying a website.

[justsomeantifas]

u ever consider they do it this way on purpose so the only people making money on their poorly designed website are the owners

👀

[prismatic-bell]

Have YOU ever considered it’s a volunteer-run website that’s a nonprofit and is incredibly transparent about where its money goes?

Have you ever learned, like, a SINGLE THING about the legality of fanfiction?

Or are you just being an asshole?

[ms-demeanor]

“poorly designed”

You mean that ultra-lean, fast-loading site with maybe the world’s best data sorting and tagging that is open source so you can set up your own archive if you wanna try to run something that big without ever asking for money or if you wanna try to make it prettier or something?

That is free to host fiction on as well as free to read fiction on and is a site with an incredible amount of traffic that runs exactly zero ads aside from occasional funding drives?

[riazendira]

As a person with a law degree, can I just tell you how vitally fought and precariously won the ability to even HAVE Ao3 is!? And how a lot of that balance rides on it being a non profit that no one makes money off of? And how very much Ao3 does with how little $$$? (To the point where I mentioned the site traffic to a web developer friend and he honestly couldn't see how the site could even exist because in his world to make it would cost so much and require so much work that it blew his mind that Ao3 even existed with the functionality, traffic, and utter lack of budget compared to what he usually worked with!)

Some days you kids today make your dearest rum aunty wanna beat her head against the wall. I swear to dog.

[jabberwockypie]

Fanfiction has to be free to survive.

It’s not a matter of “Oh, without that dastardly AO3, fanfic authors would be free to make money off of other people’s intellectual property″ and framing it that way is disingenuous.

The way copyright law and Fair Use work right now - the way legal precedent stands in the US, at this time - the only thing stopping Disney from swooping in and suing someone for writing Steve/Bucky fanfiction is that nobody is making any money off of it.

Is it fair that it works like that? Possibly not, but that’s not actually the argument at hand! That’s the way that copyright law works right now. And before AO3, anyone who wrote or hosted fanfic online was in danger of randomly getting a C&D one day - and most people don’t have the money or resources to fight that.

It happened. A lot.

And it wasn’t just porn! I know the anti-AO3 people like to frame it that way, but it has also happened to stories without any smut at all, just because the person or company holding the IP felt like it.

[lynati]

Nobody is making money on the site. Not the people who founded it, not the people who coded it, not the people who wrangle tags for it. Notice that there's not a SINGLE add on the site. Money isn't being made every time someone loads a page or hits the "next" button, unlike many other sites out there. There's no fee to read, let alone a tiered structure to entice you to hand over a higher amount of money per month. If AO3 wanted to make money... well, then it would be shut down because the only reason it *legally* gets to exist is because nobody is profiting from it on any level. But if that wasn't the case and AO3 really wanted to make money, there's so many better ways they could do so than by a completely-option donation request a couple times a year?

I don't know how you could spend any time at all in fandom and not know these things about AO3. Or miss the fact that they show EXACTLY where every dollar that comes in from their fundraisers goes to.

Like, do you even GO here??

[bitternest]

You could run the AO3 frontend off a couple of shitty Thinkcentres networked together for redundancy and haproxy in front of all of it. The site is extraordinarily light and the biggest challenge is load balancing it.  

AO3′s backend is... 

Listen. I work for a $600 million a year company serving DNS and domain names to literally everyone who isn’t shopping at GoDaddy. I help run the most successful MVNO in the US. I don’t want to say I wouldn’t even know where to start to build AO3, but I know exactly where I would stop. And that’s at the tags. Everything else, sure, I could build in a week. DBs, backups, a fuck ton of caching, monitoring and alerting. Give me another couple of weeks and I’d build some basic self healing so I dont have to get up in the night when something as big as AO3 breaks. 

The fucking moment you tell me you want me to index hundreds of millions of tags, I’m fucking out. We do something similar with domain name recommendations and let me tell you that fucking POS system breaks monthly and it is a goddamn nightmare to fix. You would have to pay me, a single person, what AO3 asks for its entire goddamn operation every year. As far as I know their tech people consist of a sysadmin, a DBA and a few front end folk, all of whom are volunteers. 

Which means that $130,000 is all being spent on tech. The fact that that number is below seven figures means they are doing it with all open-source software, zero support contracts and probably hardware that fell off the back of a Supermicro van. And no, they’re not in The Cloud because this shit would cost them an arm and a leg there. I checked. Indexing hundred of millions of tag fuckarightouttahere.

AO3 runs on blood, sweat, tears and some kind of Christmas miracle. So yeah, OP, go cry a fucking river. You’ll only fuel them. 

[ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi]

Look if I could I’d be paying AO3 but I’m a minor and now without a job so. They deserve it though

Though no one should feel pressured during these times where every penny counts to the majority of people around the world. We’re all struggling

[voldiespetturtle]

i have nothing to say

[voldiespetturtle]

you know you’re european when your grandparents casually go to a different country just to go grocery shopping

[dndaddyissues]

no witty caption just facts

[voldiespetturtle]

Yup

[voldiespetturtle]

I really just sat there and drew my character for 8 hrs straight instead of getting my head out of my ass and finding someone for a new campaign...

[teapartiez]

[voldiespetturtle]

accurate

[27-umbrellas]

*Luther picks up Vanya, all the siblings stand together in a circle holding hands while the world burns around them*

Me, a soft bitch who just wants everyone to get along:

[strawbwrry-cheesecake]

When you have the perfect idea for fanfiction but would rather read it than write it

[678i0u]

[voldiespetturtle]

Imagine hanging all of these in your room

[giggle]

[enamorxte]

This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works:

Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message.

[voldiespetturtle]

^❣️

[voldiespetturtle]

Flash Headcanon

Peter hearing Flash boast about how he’s going to ask spiderman to his senior prom.

He and Mj had been planning something epic for the spiderman reveal, but this opportunity is just too good.

And so spiderman agrees to go to prom with Flash, who is stoked as hell.

Cut to Flash nearly having a seizure when his beloved spiderman turns out to be Penis Parker

Bonus points if Flash mocked Peter for not having a prom date