Good fundamentals

[footlongdingledong]

seedot is the funniest pokemon like its's a nut that turns into a small child

[footlongdingledong]

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Why did my workplace training say this

[eebie]

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

[cutecipher]

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[hymnism]

[jumese]

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

[jumese]

[deirdreskye]

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[zzoupz]

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[zeitghost]

[1.5 beers deep, rolling up my sleeves and raising my fists] yer jerkin’ for a kirkin’, buddy