Limf

Living in my fantasy

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summer’s officially over. 4 hours on a boiling bus with no snacks, no AC, and a man who screamed every time we hit a bump. i nearly ascended.

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i haven’t slept. i spent 4 hours on a boiling bus. it’s 1pm and i’m going straight into a night shift. if i survive this, i’m unstoppable.

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i’m eating chips and talking to the hot men in my head. u?

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i just want a hot non-fictional man to love me.

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where are the hot pierced and tattooed men and why are they only in my head

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not only do i talk to men in my head but i’ve also been locked out of tinder for 2 weeks. the universe is clearly against me.

[euphemialikesberries]

I already used this image but I had more to say

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All I want is to be asked on a date. But here I am, writing this with one hand while the other is elbow-deep in a bag of chips. Romance is clearly dead.

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do i cry bc i’ve never had a boyfriend or been asked out? yes. do i do anything about it? absolutely not.

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People say ask and you shall receive, but I haven’t received my tall, pierced, tattooed, hot man with a six pack yet.

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why do i get emotionally attached to any man who’s nice to me for 0.2 seconds

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Talked to 10+ men since this post and still the same

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“Say you love me” was the last thing I said to my man (the hot man in my head)

[myspacecrybaby]

like i promise im not the same girl

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In my mind, in my head — this is where all the hot men come from. (Unfortunately.)

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If my dog doesn’t like u, I don’t want u.

And by u I mean the ones in her head.

[xokittyxo]

I'm always serving <3

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I can’t be the only adult still acting like I’m Britney Spears dancing in my bedroom.