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[aloh4mor4]

[ghostfutch-deactivated20170112]

glungus awakens

[scentedhottubshark-blog]

Fear the mighty Glungus.

[hookayy-deactivated20211224]

All I want is for someone to be overly in love with me

[traicionerra-blog]

[hyrulehobbit]

[1261994]

[mermaidhotel]

[britneyqueers]

[famehooka]

this just in: zella day invented being photographed in side profile w dramatic eye make-up 

[jadedcanary]

who the fuck is Zella Day?

[atranscendentalimitation]

[weloveshortvideos]

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

ohmygod

[twister]

the funniest part about this vine is that u can literally see her get the idea to tape her nose like that omg 

[neutralmilkh0e]

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

[theshitneyspears]

[lustfullyclassy-deactivated2017]

The dude in the glasses and stripy shorts is meeeee

[nautiemm-deactivated20170114]

😂😂😂 He just needs a tan but yeeee.

[lustfullyclassy-deactivated2017]

😂😂

[fuks]

[brianhenry]

This represents me.

[surprisebitch]

this represents my wrecked ass overflowing with nut

[actualdogvines]

[z3al]

What is doge doing

[snowysauropteryx]

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

[seananmcguire]

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

[whisperwhisk]

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

[carpebutts]

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

[son-of-rome]

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

[thyrell]

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[enews]

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

me, a 21 year old adult, when I go grocery shopping by myself

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[spiritualwitchery]

Calling ALL of tumblr I need your help!!!

The standing rock tribe are being silenced about what is going on up there with the Dakota access pipe line.

I beg of you to help me get the topic out. It will affect millions of lives. The pipe will leave into the tribes only source of drinking water. We are trying so hard to get this out on twitter and facebook, but we are being silenced.

Today a security team came into the middle of a peaceful native american protest and numerous people got maced and bitten by the dogs. 

I want you all to take a look at the terror on these young girls faces. Then I want you to take a look at the two aggressive dogs. When did it become OK to use dogs against children, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters OUR freakin people!!! The police will only let a dog go if the suspect runs or the suspect is violent and causes a threat to the public of the officer. Do you see a weapon in these young girls hands? Do these girls look dangerous? The answer would be no. No they don’t. The people with the dogs aren’t even police officers! They are security guards. They couldn’t even keep control of their own dogs leading to them being attacked also.

Most of you won’t even bat an eyelid at my posts, others will be annoyed because of my constant posting.This is happening right this second and threatening millions of lives. I have to help. We can only break the silence if you join us in this fight. Just sharing my post helps the reality of the situation get out there. I now beg of you to share this post in support of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe. Give them a bigger voice. Help them shout this from the roof tops. Please… Rachael <3 <3 #NoDAPL

[kakalotl]

Boost. Solidarity. ✊🏽