Ask Me About My Grandchildren

[dogpuppy]

[onlinebeast]

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

[snuv]

[circusheart]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I need dick on a new level never before seen

[orcboxer]

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

[orcboxer]

*closes my ancient tome* he's ready

*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

[orcboxer]

not impordant right now

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

obsessed with this

[kaninchen-reblogs]

I think this is the funniest fucking notifications I've ever gotten in Morrowind.

[kaninchen-reblogs]

Two years later since this post and I'm still being blindsided by these notifications.

[clockworkruins]

I think this is still the worst tweet I’ve ever made

[evilwizard]

i just wish the frightening ghoul would say something. for once. the silence is more disconcerting than anything it might say

[cerezaofthefae]

For in its silence, the ghoul says everything, it speaks of lost love, of your greatest sin, of things not done, and of horses.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[evilwizard]

h-horses?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[whisperingobelisk]

                  

   𒀲𒆳𒊏

[evilwizard]

whispering obelisk??

[elvis-official]

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

[elvis-official]

Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

[evilwizard]

my living shadow keeps making jerk off motions as i try to give the heroes my evil monologue

[evilwizard]

trying couple’s therapy with my living shadow

[evilwizard]

therapist says i have to stop torturing it with my 400,000,000 lumen flashlight

[mousidy]

curious that you think I'm a bitch, considering the homunculus clone of you that I keep in my basement has never said something like that to me. could it simply be that the stresses of your daily life are making you irritable?

[girlnephew]

[towerofglass]

this is how I say goodnight now

[restinpiss]

[sufficientlylargen]

My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.

[heckinpupperino]