"omgg there's NO platonic explanation for this, I can't imagine doing [typical and completely neutral act of human affection] with my friends!!" Skill issue
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"omgg there's NO platonic explanation for this, I can't imagine doing [typical and completely neutral act of human affection] with my friends!!" Skill issue
This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.
werewolf transformation where you come to with your taxes fully and correctly filed is this anything
how the frick do you even write a character summary
Herobrine from Minecraft is intersex, and his variation is unidentified with hyperandrogenism!
High-Definition Multimedia Interface (HDMI) from Real Life is intersex!
werewolf transformation where you come to with your taxes fully and correctly filed is this anything
i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure
Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation
YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!
im sure thats normal
11 year olds stop saying youre 11 years old in my notes
stop saying you're a minor too its very easy to avoid adult-only spaces without saying youre a minor
avatar aang is…..my dad
explain
disappeared when i needed him most
hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,
suck my waluweenie
sorry to interrupt stairsweek but why is tumblr acting like this person killed me on impact by showing me as deactivated
Speaking of theatre class improv games, one time the prompt was “you are vegetables in the fridge talking about life” and one of the people in the scene claimed to be a cucumber that accidentally got a tan under the fridge lightbulb and for some reason the teacher got annoyed at that as if that’s not the funniest thing she’d ever heard.
Drew my friends OCs cus i got bored
"minecraft wants you to do it because its an advancement" wrong i kill you with my essay response. minecraft is showing you that its a thing you can do
like, thats the genius of minecraft's game design.
it's a sandbox game but it gives you an advancements/achievements menu. you can use it to progress through the game, but you can also use it to see what other sort of stuff you can do in the game. and all of it is completely unnecessary to do. it's just there to show you that its a thing you can do.
it doesnt use the menu to tell you "you should do this next" or "you need to do this". it uses it to show you that there are so many things you could do in the game. and! this also makes you, at least subconciously, think more about how to interract with the game in ways that arent mentioned in the advancements
in this essay i will-
THIS IS TRUE actually i have a really good example of "the game is showing you you can do this, but that doesnt mean it wants you to" — in rain world, there's the achievement "stolen enlightenment", which you get for directly hurting one of the only two characters in the game. you get it for eating one or more of moon's neuronflies. this hurts her. the game shows that this hurts her. but you get an achievement anyway. it's a thing you can do and it shows your greed.
shoutout to anyone who can’t look up shit about their identity without finding discourse posts we’ll get through this together
how to grow wings so i can wrap them around my freinds no glue no borax