Sleep With Me

Hi, my name is Raychal! I'm a 22 year old glitter-obsessed, wannabe-astronaut, that probably needs to calm down.

[spelldealer]

june: pride month

july: 2 pride 2 month

august: pride month: tokyo drift

september: pride & month

october: pride five

november: pride & month 6

december: month 7

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[junkoenoshimahypnosis-deactivat]

[dappledwithshadow]

Vincent van Gogh Paintings along with the actual sites in Arles. 

Source

[blackbackedjackal]

🌻 you’re just spreading some genuinely awesome knowledge that I’m very into! Thank You! ☺️ also the boarding school stories are really interesting too 🦋

The real life models used for Lady and the Tramp were both female dogs. Lady’s model was named Blondie and was owned by one of the animators. I’m not sure of the name of Tramp’s model but she was a pound rescue.

[lilwigglebuttthesecond]

Lady and the Tramp is based off a lesbian love story pass it on

[theconqueeror]

a true femme/butch couple

[gerrycanavan]

understanding art, lesson one

[krabbydon]

this will never not be funny

[3aadi]

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[kingkishou]

I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand

[breakfast-four-dinner]

There are so many better possible uses of this image

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?

[jrpg-deactivated20220320]

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

[elonmuskisabitch]

[skrytch]

social cue misinterpretation level:

Artist

[zenvanillacoke]

u: *saves the game* ur brain:

[grixly]

[toytowns]

holy fuck

[scaliefox]

I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun.

It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.

[kny1520-deactivated20200731]

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die

[thrusticus]

[toast-potent]

this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts “roller coasters,” but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording just tipped me off, i knew there was going to be a serious drop that was going to give me whiplash, but when it arrived i still wasn’t ready for it

[voulez-vouscoucheravecmoi]

I’ve been off of tumblr for so long I have no idea who you people are