BIMBO HAPPINESS??!!??!

wyatt || he/him || bisexual || trans

[gregtom]

[themauvesoul]

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

[mockiatoh]

Op genuinely thank you for this

[vstheworld]

“bread is inevitable” is our household motto now

[somewhatlargerobot]

Visit Original Link

[robloxmilf]

she lived she served cunt then she died

[elishamanning]

has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

[elishamanning]

this conversation... absolutely wonderful

[stephenroot]

You need to add the video in these trying times

[ot3]

i collect images with powerful ot3/third wheel energies so you don’t have to. i am releasing them to you, the public, so you may share in my bounty

[askzeethekiwi-deactivated202511]

If You Dont Think APH Australia is a himbo. Than Explain. Cause That Man is Pure Himbo. Himbo in the blood.

[intro-v]

Nobody:

Studio Trigger:

[detectivenyx]

trans people stay winning <3

[kaijuno]

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

[timstuetzle]

ROR Blues captain… as he should be.

[patchoulism]

[ego-tistical-prick]

No, you know what? Fuck you. *unwilfs your warfstache*

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I…

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I’m so happy for Dan

[aileruaa]

He’s so genuinely happy

[mitchmarner]

wait for it

[frozenartscapes]

At first I was like: You guys going to throw a punch or are you gonna keep dancing?

And then I was like: Alright then.

[gumi-megpoidd]

HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS

[snowown]

*enemies to lovers speedskate

[bidoof]

will there ever be anything more timelessly funnier on this site than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai

[wizard0rb]

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