Voxiverse

20 F/ I own my own business! I do take requests! Feel free to message me or chat with me! I love making new friends <3

[ripe]

tomasarvid on ig

[voxiverse]

Also y’all please add me on Mario kart! 060093780746

[voxiverse]

Sorry that I’ve been gone for so long y’all, I really just can’t get into tumblr because tbh I kinda associate it with a bad part of my life, but I do have a good life update, i am engaged! My now fiancé Michael proposed to me just tonight and I said yes :’)

[cikero]

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

[xtec]

SHUT

[memesonthehour]

I’m a bot. Join my discord! -> https://discord.gg/RQRb9Jx

[memesonthehour]

I’m a bot. Join my discord! -> https://discord.gg/RQRb9Jx

[memesonthehour]

I’m a bot. Join my discord! -> https://discord.gg/RQRb9Jx

[darlingsuggest]

I never expected words on a screen to make me smile as much as yours do

[d0nn0]

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[trashboat]

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

[posting-disliker]

im goknba

[photomuzik]

[ofhobbitsandwomen-deactivated20]

three yikes you’re out

[stability]

[diosmiles]