Lord Of Geese

Alana She/her Age: 25 Pan sexual Everything blog. Heck, I rp sometimes too. Don’t take this blog seriously I’m currently obsessed with Phantom of the Opera (Erik), and Spider-Man: NWH (Doc Ock) Please talk to me. I’m lonely

[gooselord]

Ok, so I changed my username!

My old one was tiny-adorable-and-hyper, for those who are confused about a goose following them. It me. I am the goose.

[gooselord]

https://feltedfuncrafts.etsy.com

Come buy a hand felted yoshi!

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[gooselord]

So I went and saw Masquerade! I was supposed to go see the 7:30 one with Hugh Panaro, but my brother and I ended up being late, and got rescheduled for the 8:00 one. I'm still disappointed I wasn’t able to see Hugh, but I ended up having a lot of fun. There were a lot of cool and funny moments that happened to me and my brother.

. During the title song where you go down to Erik's lair, I got separated from my brother and almost got run over by the boat.

. When Erik was chasing Buquet in the rafters, I got smacked in the face by his cape twice.

. I got the string bracelet tied on my wrist by young Erik. When he was getting dragged towards the middle of the area, he tried to grab my hand. It was so sad! Also got to see the monkey music box he showed me. Another person got the note, which I envied, but I got the string bracket, so I was happy.

. We had the indoor stage for All I Ask Of You, and Erik kept touching my brother’s shoulder, while my brother awkwardly stood there.

. Oh god, that bed scene with the hands…I had remembered someone talking about that, and I saw it. It was so awkward. My brother and I kept looking at each other and trying not to laugh like the immature children we are.

. After Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again, we didn’t make it downstairs, but instead we were up above and ended up with a great view of Erik. He actually had to shove me aside, and at first I was confused as to why until I saw his shadow being projected on the wall on the floor below. Had I stayed where I was, my shadow would have probably been there too lol. I know a lot of Phantom fans (the ones I know) are obsessed with his hands. I didn’t understand why until tonight. I was literally right there with his hands in my face. It was…definitely an experience. And then when he was laughing maniacally, he turned and looked directly at me at one point. Oh my god I got so freaked out.

. I feel so bad, but also not sorry. During the final lair, when Raoul was struggling on the ground while bound in ropes, he made this one face and just kept it for a couple seconds, and when I pointed it out to my brother, we both cracked up so badly that I had to cover up my laugh with a cough; during a part where it was silent. I’m pretty sure people stared at us.

So overall the experience was amazing! I bet it would have been even better if we actually saw Hugh…but oh well.

[gooselord]

There’s another thing I remember that made me laugh. It had nothing to do with the plot, but I thought it was funny.

During Think of Me, when one of the actors hands us flowers to toss to Christine, my brother sniffs it and tells me it smells pretty. I smell it, don’t smell anything, touch the petals, turn to him and go “it’s fake.” We both had a good laugh about it.

[gooselord]

So I went and saw Masquerade! I was supposed to go see the 7:30 one with Hugh Panaro, but my brother and I ended up being late, and got rescheduled for the 8:00 one. I'm still disappointed I wasn’t able to see Hugh, but I ended up having a lot of fun. There were a lot of cool and funny moments that happened to me and my brother.

. During the title song where you go down to Erik's lair, I got separated from my brother and almost got run over by the boat.

. When Erik was chasing Buquet in the rafters, I got smacked in the face by his cape twice.

. I got the string bracelet tied on my wrist by young Erik. When he was getting dragged towards the middle of the area, he tried to grab my hand. It was so sad! Also got to see the monkey music box he showed me. Another person got the note, which I envied, but I got the string bracket, so I was happy.

. We had the indoor stage for All I Ask Of You, and Erik kept touching my brother’s shoulder, while my brother awkwardly stood there.

. Oh god, that bed scene with the hands…I had remembered someone talking about that, and I saw it. It was so awkward. My brother and I kept looking at each other and trying not to laugh like the immature children we are.

. After Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again, we didn’t make it downstairs, but instead we were up above and ended up with a great view of Erik. He actually had to shove me aside, and at first I was confused as to why until I saw his shadow being projected on the wall on the floor below. Had I stayed where I was, my shadow would have probably been there too lol. I know a lot of Phantom fans (the ones I know) are obsessed with his hands. I didn’t understand why until tonight. I was literally right there with his hands in my face. It was…definitely an experience. And then when he was laughing maniacally, he turned and looked directly at me at one point. Oh my god I got so freaked out.

. I feel so bad, but also not sorry. During the final lair, when Raoul was struggling on the ground while bound in ropes, he made this one face and just kept it for a couple seconds, and when I pointed it out to my brother, we both cracked up so badly that I had to cover up my laugh with a cough; during a part where it was silent. I’m pretty sure people stared at us.

So overall the experience was amazing! I bet it would have been even better if we actually saw Hugh…but oh well.

[only-tiktoks]

[xeansicemane]

Ya'll ever think that except for stuff like ren fairs are the only time adults get to play when the human animal never stops needing play behavior?

[death-limes]

the cultural perception that play is an inherently childish thing is one of the worst ideas to come out of modern civilization (in my very not-humble and objectively correct opinion)

[lordjazor]

I feel like I’ve contributed now so I can rest easy.

[venpyr]

"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

[pigcatapult]

Sometimes I log in and someone's found my entire [fandom] tag and it's a good day.

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[starrodpiplup]

While this isn't the best edited I saw this and thought of them

[outlawcare]

[beardedmrbean]

"It's a Bird!"

It's something, not so sure about bird though

[surroundedbybooks]

It’s a Muppet made of dryer lint

[tacky-jack-with-a-hat]

Maryland vs peta

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[ckerouac]

It’s a universally known fact that you don’t fuck with our crab cakes here in Maryland.

Unfortunately, that second billboard is a photoshopped fake. BUT the real billboards that went up are just as fun!

So PETA put up that top billboard in 2018 in Baltimore, and the restaurant across the street, Jimmy’s Famous Seafood, put up a response. They also debuted a beer called, appropriately, PETA Tears, but I digress.

The ME was a subtle call out, a warning shot if you will.

But earlier this year (2023) right in time for Lent in very catholic Baltimore, PETA decided to try again.

To which Jimmy’s decided fuck that, let’s get two billboards this time. (WaPo)

No lie, ‘savor the sacrifice’ is my new favorite tag line.

[brightlotusmoon]

*peers out the window* Weird shit, mostly. It's fun living here.

[mamoru]

using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger

[mamoru]

what clown

[ampervadasz]

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