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raph | 23 | he/xe | No time-out. Only death | ia if u see me online that's rare https://vaqueros.carrd.co/

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[yossyislandd]

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

[yossyislandd]

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

[recordstore]

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[butch-bara]

[rabbittytthing]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MAO MAO HEROES OF PURE HEART!!!!!! 💫

this show holds such a special place in my heart..... i can't believe its already been 7 years....❤️❤️❤️

thought id also share my anniversary art from the past few years haha!!^^ its really fun to compare how much my art has grown.. and how much my style for the sheriff family has developed too!

ive been posting mmhoph for a looongg time now, but on insta ahah..! so i thought id share some of that (under the cut)!!! :3

dude these guys drive me nuts. ive been drawing them nonstop for years oh my goodness......

oh! and!! hey!! i made a new watermark!!! (in the very tippy top drawing ^_^) so now my watermark on my posts will be consistent on both tumblr and insta! so ahah.., dont mind my older stuff having the older watermark, will ya?

[rabbittytthing]

WHAT FUN LA LA LAA⭐️

looey is gen one of my favorite characters to draw dude. i love this guy...... guh...,, i love stylizing them..!!!! also thought id share some older dandys doodles of mine..!!! and yes. i am a berry funny connoisseur.

[rabbittytthing]

GO MY LOOEYLINGS...!!!!!!

HELLO TUMBLR THIS IS MY FIRST ART POST...... I'm Scared......... BUT IM EXCITED 2 POST MORE!!!!! I LOVE LOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎈🎉

(also erm sorry that the watermarks are weird.... ive posted these on insta so ...... future posts will have similar watermarks if theyre old)

[xenoyuri-deactivated20161122]

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200

[dirk-strider-sucks-dick]

You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200

[goddamnshinyrock]

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

[goddamnshinyrock]

those are all different species. there are many places where you could potentially see any (or at least most) of them at a given time!

and that’s just the adults

[corducat]

[melliabee]

Okay, poll time. How many languages do you have a smattering of? This includes everything from fluency all the way down to knowing just a word or two.

(Proper nouns and adopted words don’t count.)

Including your first language, how many languages do you know some words in?

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11-15

16+

Voting ended onSep 13, 2025

[bookwyrminspiration]

a magical girl? all girls are magical, you fool

[sacred-portal]

[miiilowo]

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

[kaekolormore]

he's a very busy mystery man

[vqts]

wowza life am I right guys