Olde Tyme Mem'ry

Emory Sophia. 26. Indiana/Arizona USA. *Road Warrior *Dead Poet *Cis, Bisexual

[grumpman]

[sixpenceee]

The original illustrations to one of our all-time favorite childhood books: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark turned into coasters!

[bisexualgambit]

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

[gapingvirgo]

ross died of influenza

[taylortut]

The last comment is such a specific fucking sentiment I’m crying

[sixpenceee]

These Pokemon Terrarium/Diorama Pokeballs are created by Oborlo. They perfectly fit into the palms of your hands, you can show off to your friends and family. These terrariums feature charmander & pikachu! 

[luc-iddreaming-deactivated20231]

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

[poupon]

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

[plaidadder]

Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless. 

[notbadforafailedvessel]

[mandywondering]

As a feminist, seeing Cate Blanchett in this sort of outfit in her late 40s brings me joy, because most movies would take her age as automatically excluding her from anything even slightly sexy.

As a gay, seeing Cate Blanchett in this outfit renders me incapable of thought and speech.

[tasha-vick]

[bog-witch-bisexual]

Hela Gay

[baytownproject-deactivated20260]

“When we were trying to find a judge who would preside at our wedding, we got declined a couple times. It was frustrating, but we kept looking. Finally, when we asked Judge Coffey in Baytown, he said, ‘Of course, I’ll be there. What day?’ I told him it was a same-sex marriage, and he was like, ‘That’s fine. I’ve done a few.’ He did not even question it. On our wedding day, he showed up at the park with his gown on. And his spirit was super classy. He said, ‘So nice to meet you both. Let’s get this show on the road.’

“When we got to the point in the ceremony for the traditional wedding vows, she didn’t know we had to repeat all the phrases.”

“I just thought you had to say, ‘I do, I do, I do.’ That’s what I’d been practicing. I didn’t know you had to say the whole thing. When I realized it, I literally stopped breathing. Everybody thought I was just all emotional and crying, but I was really gasping for air. I was in shock that I had to say all those words.”

“I was like, ‘Are you OK?’ Because she leaned over, and I was wondering if she was going to faint. Then the judge asked, ‘Should we proceed?’ And I said, ‘We’ve got this. Go ahead.’ And it turned out great. After the ceremony we got in the car together, and I said, ‘Can you believe we’re legally married?’ It was just the best moment, the best day, the best feeling ever.”

— Samantha Villegas Espinoza and Eufemia Espinoza

[mellifexfarm]

[vrtcllychllngd]

Genuinely thought that first picture was the chicken wearing a sweater, and I was so excited

[gahdamnpunk]

Lmfaaoooo who’s responsible

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[lumnch]

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

[lumnch]

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[securelyinsecure]

[threeletterscmb]

❤️

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hinamie]

✨✨✨

[moneyhayz-deactivated20170728]

Girls with muscles is so attractive and anyone who says less don’t know shit

[athleticsistas]

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

[cheahandonions883]

[rootbeergoddess]

This post was literally made for me and I am swooning.

[emily84]

[land-dolphin]

Rutina 😍😍😍

[moniquill]