Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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cherry valley forever
#extradirty
taylor price
macklin celebrini has autism
todays bird
ellievsbear
@theartofmadeline
Janaina Medeiros
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Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@hmmihaventdecidedyet
Fear not the author who predates a scene with âCONTENT WARNING: dehumanization, medical torture, gore, angst, hurt/no comfort, lack of bodily autonomy, and needlesâ. Because that will just be a mild angst scene at most with a lab back drop. But DO fear the author who says âlotssss of gore in this one guysâ with no further elaboration.
the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing
We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...
it's always wild when you see people go "here's my crazy random throwing-spaghetti-at-the-wall-to-see-what-sticks unrealistic kooky no-evidence-just-vibes unhinged groundless out-of-left-field crack theory" and it's something that's directly and unambiguously stated in the source material and not even as an implication or as subtext but as clear, explicit, unmistakable verbatim quoted text
It's inappropriate and has potential to cause harm when you bring up someone else's trauma unprompted. I don't need to get jumpscared and dissociate into reality 4 inches to the left at 10am on a Monday morning because someone decided it was a good time to ask for details of my CSA. If a person doesn't bring it up on their own and hasn't SPECIFICALLY told you that it's ok to bring up, then don't! The nature of trauma is that it's distressing!
Genuinely sat there teetering on the edge of a panic attack watching Keir Starmer talk about how banning kids from social media will "give them their childhoods back" because I can't stop thinking about what it was like to be a lonely scared kid who can barely leave the house but still find friends who are just as weird as you and see youtube videos where people talk about being gay and web series where girls kiss each other and love each other and gradually start feeling like that is less of a shameful thing to want and I do not think this turd of a man has ever had to think about that kind of shit in his life
Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.
The mirror replied "To whom?"
"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".
The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
Seems legit
we all hear about kudzu being introduced as "erosion control" in the South but I don't think contemporary people understand on a gut level what that means
these are images from a 1930s pamphlet that endorsed kudzu, entitled "stop gullies: save your farm"
It was Bad.
Invasive plants need to be understood as part of a much larger cycle of incredible violence against the land.
might be the best road sign i've seen this year
Booty shorts slogan
Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica
Have and Have Not (2006) Crystal Schenk
look i reblogged this because this piece FUCKS but then
then I looked in the notes and yâknow.
some people seems confused.
Why a shopping cart with stained glass?Â
or This would be cool to shop with
or something about religion and NO
NO
THIS. Is about HOMES.
That style stained glass? Those diamonds? They speak to me, and they say âTownhouseâ. and FANCY townhouse, at that. They say âCity home, old home, a home that is RICH, a shelter from the storm and a safe place for a familyâ.
But on! a! shopping cart!
That evokes - to me - Homelessness.
The person on the street who had no other choice but to steal the best cart they could from a storeâs corral just to have a way to transport the meager belongings that are all they fucking have in this world. And itâs NOT a home or a safe place or a shelter but itâs all you fucking have!
And this piece goes and puts them fucking together! AND NAMES IT.
Yeah this is fucking ART.
tomorrow i have to give my daughterâs pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery
(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like sheâs really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK đđđđ so i was like âok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say âpikaâ. if you want to use she/her say âchuâ. and if you want smth else say âpikachuââ. and my daughter had her say âchuâ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesnât HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people wonât assume sheâs a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)
her results look great, congrats pikachu! đâĄď¸đłď¸ââ§ď¸
to have a parent like this
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.
We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.
I'm uh.
Just going to point out that this happened, and then go into hiding (with, I hope, somewhat improved opsec) before somebody puts a horse head in my bed.
The first section of Siberia (1936) by the Soviet Yiddish poet Abraham Sutzkever
Aro culture is snails. No particular reason I just think snails are cute :)
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its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act
then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.
itâs just this
