spirk sporked

mainly tos and spirk, but i'll sprinkle in other trek posts here and there to keep it zesty 🖖🏽

[tlirsgender]

With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

[thetimetostrikeislater]

The one Vulcan aspect Kirk can excel at.

Kirk: “Oh yeah I’m from Iowa. It’s part of something called tornado alley.”

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Spock: “Where’s the captain? The storm is getting worse.”

Crewman: “He’s out there with the other Vulcans. He told us to wait in the shuttle.”

[affixjoy]

[renlyslittlerose]

One of my dad's friends invited us over for dinner tonight, and when his wife found out I was a Star Trek fan she brought me downstairs to show off this:

Her: Kirk kisses all the other aliens, why not the Gorn?

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

ok. whore

[forecast0ctopus]

AN-TI-BO-DIES

[spirk-trek]

I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"

[theshipscloset]

[spirk-trek]

captain kirk was allowed out of his enclosure today for some much needed enrichment!!! look at him go!

[spirk-trek]

@galaxseacreature thank u so much for educating me on proper captain care, i had no idea :( will invest in silly outfits and props RIGHT away

[thyla]

You do quite well. STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES season one | episode twenty-six ⇢ errand of mercy

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

[frogayyyy]

no but jim was naked in that scene

honestly what they were actually doing was infinitely more gay

(the price of the phoenix by sondra marshak and myrna culbreath)

[devilspastorson]

naaah, this was so foul

[spaghettinatural]

yeah never forget spock is

the enterprise's 1st officer third,

a vulcan second,

and a Bitch first.

[frogayyyy]

the undiscovered country script (fifth draft)

@firstofficerkittycat

[spock-fucks]

goes hard

[brookbee]

Spock before straight up dying: hey guys this is gonna be hilarious trust me

From The Autobiography of Mr Spock

[clueless1995]

it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together

[reffitt-blog1]

The set department were definitely clued in though

[the-random-man]

Amok Time, anyone?

[tboyautism-deactivated20250226]

on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction