WAR CRIMINAL

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[nefastidies]

[berlynn-wohl]

reading kylux in the year of our lord 2026 because there's simply no substitute for these two angry awkward losers who barely know what sex is, actively trying to kill each other while they're fucking but failing miserably every time because they are bad at both fucking and trying to kill each other. every fic starts with ren approaching hux saying some shit like "supreme leader snoke has ordered that we have sex, frequently, he says it's vital to the success of the first order" and hux is like "you are an idiot, a scumbag, and a pervert, and I know you are completely making this up, but okay" I cannot believe there's a billion words of this and it is completely free

[helixicon]

“The General dropped by R&D earlier. He seemed to have a… questionable fascination for our blade designs.”

this was an attempt to illustrate latex/leather type of thingy but half-assedly (can u tell i gave up after the fingers lol) bc i cbf to look up the pose i want lmao maybe next time

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[vulpesinculta]

oh fuck

lol

[brittany]

The deed split your spirit to the bone.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i honestly dont know what i would do if healthcare was free here. i feel like i’d go to the hospital and they’d put me in the government funded sickness scanner and they’d be like “holy fuck dude, you got like, syndromes and shit. how are you even walking around right now” and i’d be like “i dunno, i didn’t wanna bother anybody about it” 

[alotandnothing]

there’s no dark au fic for kylux because they are the dark au 

that’s why there’s literally a tag called soft kylux

[thoodleoo]

ancient roman tumblr

long posts ended with “furthermore i think that carthage must be destroyed”

#carpediem

doxxing gallic users’ and sending their blogs anonymous hate messages

foodie blogs where every recipe includes some form of rotting fish gut

nostalgic posts about the days when there weren’t so many new men in the senate

‘reblog if you’re a true 753 bce kid’

constant arguments with the greek side of tumblr because the greek users claim that the romans are stealing posts

having to block all of the erotic fresco blogs that followed you when you get new followers

fandom wars about whether the iliad and odyssey or the aeneid is better

the outcry of ‘TAG YOUR SPOILERS’ every time a new play is presented at a festival

all the romans getting into a big argument about politics that leads to one side of roman tumblr supporting caesar and the other supporting pompey

everyone making fun of the goth side of tumblr until finally the goths manage to get all of the roman blogs deleted

[catsinabasket-blog]

why does ted cruz look like the woman who sold boone’s wife into slavery in new vegas

[ace-aro-fandroid]

So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now

[catgirldick]

Ur echo has a crush

[sa2ha]

i am a simple man, i see my cats paw, i squeeze it

[sa2ha]

i see my cats little nose, i kiss it

[aku-no-homu]

ハイテンション年始 by @purinharumaki

[amalishope]

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

[leavemealoneihaveanxiety-deacti]

When you’re a good friend and know that sometimes your friend needs their own space and alone time

[vulpesinculta]

Kylo Ren, rollerblading into Rey's forcetime with sunglasses on and juicy new gossip about Hux: Scavenger scum you're not going to fukcing BELIEVE this

[filmsoundtracks-moved]