Didja know? I hunt Nightmares!

I've been existing for about 24 or so years. Project Moon, Lamb Cult, Kingdom Hearts, and other various brainrot included!

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[butch-king-frankenstein]

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

[mousegirlheart]

my first secret to happiness on teh interwebz? if you see discourse, walk away. not gonna let that ruin my day.

the second secret is that if you say this out loud, the other crabs in the bucket will try to pull you back, saying ignoring discourse is privileged, rude, you should be miserable with the rest of us. walk away from the crabs, too. not gonna let them ruin my day.

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[sepulchretide]

Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack

[tockthewatchdog]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[real-language-facts]

elephant is actually spinach for "the ephant" but that's not true

[contextfreepatentart]

[quendergeer]

damn i didn't realise u could patent this

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[iri-desky]

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

[46-reasonable-hamsters]

[vanillaspritesstuff]

Bucky Beaver vs Mickey Mouse! Ultimate rap battles of history!!!!!

[martindykewood]

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

[martindykewood]

you are a tar pit and you live this way because you choose to.

[yokelfelonking]

"If your eye is evil, the light within you will be darkness. So if the light within you is darkness, how terrible is that darkness!"

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[birds-in-posts]

American woodcock (Scolopax minor)

[cyber-corp]

brother came home from school with a list of “philosophical questions” he discussed with his friends such as “what if there was an evil stove that uncooked things” and “how do trees know if they’re gay”

[cyber-corp]

hello staff. good to see that flagging this post as mature has done wonders for this website. maybe you could stop booting trans women off this site as well you fucking wankers