WARLOCK'S BLAST

25 she/it TMA DNI if you are some sort of spooky ghost or ghoul or a nosferatu

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[vedurnan-archive]

[itsdanfango]

hot items

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

you can buy boiled prawns from her

[selkani]

I need adblock but for men

[snailtongue]

[ID: A photo of three cows. In the center is a brown and white calf. On the right is a solid brown calf, touching noses with the middle calf. On the left is a brown and white adult cow, licking the middle calf’s cheek.]

[wayneradiotv]

yo dog we heard you loved your cat so we put more life in yo cat so you could love it more

[outsidewolves]

Cleaning the pantry and finding things I don’t recall buying

[worldscoolest]

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[mousidy]

I genuinely don’t understand the cishet obsession with justifying not wanting to fuck people. I have plenty of friends who have hit on me and I turned them down because I found them unattractive. I didn’t however explain why I turned them down I just said no and everyone was fine with it because saying no is a completely reasonable response to someone trying to initiate a sexual or romantic relationship. Why do cis people have to go “well I don’t fuck trannies” every time they have to turn down a transfem.

EXACTLY

[mousidy]

[formlab]

Sony WM-F51, 1987

[ilovecats4ever]

Steve Jobs and his consequences have been a disaster for the button, switch, and knobhead kind.

[ozymandiasdaioh]

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[achillesinhighheels]

[cognitohazardous]

my luminous mama

[spekterjester]

i was so moved by this picture i had to draw it

[keioxic]

and i been siiiiipping it

[3liza]

once you reach a certain level of Animal Knowing you become burdened with two absolutely true, completely contradictory facts:

animals are basically the same, a lion is a big kitty

a lion is absolutely not a big kitty, are you fucking stupid?

[hasufin]

Back when I was in high school, volunteering at the zoo, I had this encounter with one of our mountain lions.

Now, I had actually petted the older, calmer female. But this was one of the males - they'd never been even slightly interested in me. But today? He made eye contact with me. He hunkered down. He did the butt waggle like he was going to pounce. Again. And... POUNCE. That cat crossed a good 20 meters in about 3 seconds. He only turned away at the last moment because there was an electrified fence.

He made sure I knew he was there. He wasn't hunting: he was playing. This was exactly like a housecat playing with you.

But, just because he was playing, didn't mean I wouldn't have been dead if he'd actually pounced on me.

They are big kitties. It's just that housecats are small and can't seriously injure you.

[beginning-to-be-happy]

Thank you, that was terrifying

[ashes2caches]

the transfem cuddling session is genuinely so nice… it can really make you lose track of time… wait holy shit i’m late for work now.