Jack of All Trades

Looking for weird shit? or just random shit? You can get it all here! Lvl. 23 use he/him and Vox to refer to me This is just reblogs, me being Very Gay, talkin' about the things I like, and sometimes helpfull things

[clown-fession]

My team Desscaras mermaids on the very last day of Mermay…

[kcuf-ad]

I mean...

They aren't wrong persay.

[yfel-axel]

[yakichoufd]

Teens orufrey 🥰

And Olly's goatee origin story:

[shouty-y]

"There's an old legend that a silverwood once fell in love with a witch..."

Prints

[ashrayus]

never immune to found family :’)

[yuumei-art]

Last Witch Hat Monday I drew Biblically Accurate Brushbuddy, this Monday I bring you Biblically Accurate Brushbully!!!

I can't wait to see this angry void noodle animated in a future episode one day!

#witchhatatelier #Δ帽子 #WHA The other half

Painting process

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Yugioh is frankly hilarious when you do a plural reading of it. Especially when, very slowly, Kaiba seems to be catching wise

"Yugi put your alter on, i wanna play a card game"

[villainessbian]

YUGI STOP HOGGING THE FRONT I WANNA PLAY CARDS

[gayz0mb]

+ alex losing it

[kiwimintlime]

this moment

was so incredibly important to me. thank you Brennan for reminding the audience again exactly what kind of person Vaelus is. do you remember the Faithful dwarven woman that they met on the road to Riesingürtle? the one who looked Thaisha in the eye and told her that the runes on the wall where she worshipped meant "Come Back" in reference to the old gods? everyday. everyday when Vaelus puts on every article of clothing she wears, from her wimple to her boots, she communicates the exact same thing. and we know this is a desire she has, because she's said as much. that after retrieving her sacred relic, when she could have and should have gone home to return it, she chose to follow Occtis all the way into the Eternal Night itself for the hope that one day he could bring Sylandri back. Sylandri who stood side by side with Azgra and all his cruelty for millennia, who thought he was worth avenging, and that Thaisha's people deserved extermination. Sylandri who tortured her own "children" for the sin following the Old Path, who punished the children faithful to her with injury for so much as the utterance of profanity, who willingly sought to give up those children to a fate of suffering for things to be righted as she saw fit. everyday, Vaelus mourns this person, and chooses to display that grief publicly, and in so doing blames the world for the state it's in.

I've seen a number of people theorize that Vaelus had something to do with the death of Sylandri. and this comes off as nothing more than pure cope to me. you're hoping, praying that this woman who seems so nice, so caring, absolutely blooming with slightly awkward charm, secretly isn't actually a bad person. that she doesn't really hold harmful views of the world. that she doesn't truly support one of the individuals who actively sought to genocide the people of other characters we care about. cope. because even if she did, all that would mean is that she regrets it, that she wishes she could take it back, that given the chance she would undo what she herself has referred to as a "mistake". and I don't know that that paints her in the best light either.

[fryuitcup]

5’11” IS THE NEW BLACK

[papanowo]

reminiscing of yonder fellow...........

[elieowlsclownery]

Okay Murray/Gus potential romance is OUT Murray/Gus Bromance is IN! Outside of less smooching my thoughts have not changed I want them to be BFFs that stand the test of time with the addition that they both discuss what trees they want to climb when they can catch a break. And if that tree is Kattigan who might need to leave the city like NOW and could use a few more dogs and hot bruisers in his life.

[m-ikeix]

I love this thing

[m-ikeix]

I love this thing