watching criminal case at 3AM

Just some random stuff :v

[petitecreme]

Champion life (Hamlet life 1+years)

Why's your waist so small huh? For a man to hold? Slut.

[orteil42]

gacha game where it's gijinkas of. idk uhhh numbers. and you start seeing fanart and shipping discourse from people who thirst about 19 or 235 or 611. don't miss the prime banner this month. yeah i'm pulling for 97 she's literally my wife? and they keep coming up with new numbers. and player complaints about powercreep culminate when they release 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (blonde twink)

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[hotpinkmurex]

Ruminate. I like that.

[ad-wills]

[majimasleftasscheek]

beast mode haruka my beloved

[write-on-world]

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[koicrimes-deactivated20250106]

Witnesses say that the two have been at it for roughly an hour, that this is not the first time something of this nature has occured and that they highly doubt that this will be the last. When authorities attempted to intervene, men that claimed allegiance to the man in the snakeskin coat became violent and are quoted as saying, "No one gets in the Boss' way. No one." Local police had this to say:

"After a few officers got hurt, that was it for us. I told my men to stand down... Yeah. When you see idiots going at it like that, it's best to just let them tire themselves out. They will eventually. For now, we're just keeping an eye on the situation and making sure no other innocents get hurt due to their tomfoolery."

We will keep you updated as new details emerge.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[isaiahomega]

From Russia, with Nudes

[ampervadasz]

[cosmicwhoreo]

don't you dare hide this in the tags

[louarnn-art]

true yakuza 3 ending!!!! you just didn't unlock it yet sorry guys

[pickles4nickles]

Welcome to Godhome, how tough are ya

[pickles4nickles]

Grimm: Not… Yet

Brumm: PLEASE

[pickles4nickles]

Hi I doodled some Nailmaster stuff instead of working on more comics

Also on twitter the top comic has “Nailsmith” instead of “Nailsage” because there are too many goshdarn Nail- titles

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[writing-prompt-s]

These are all so good!!!

[amsdolphin]

SALAZZLE HELP GUIDE

OKAY LISTEN UP PEEPS

Are you looking for a female Salandit so you can get your lovely Salazzle for your Pokemon Sun and Moon team? Tired of dealing with that awful 87.5% male to 12.5% female ratio? Then look no further than this pretty mofo right here:

THAT’S RIGHT, YA BOY SYLVEON. But why this magnificent little ribbon twirler? Because of this:

When your Eevee evolves into Sylveon with 5 hearts in Pokemon Refresh, it will automatically get the ability Cute Charm. This is where the kicker comes in!

THE CHANCE OF ENCOUNTERING A POKEMON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS 66.7%, REGARDLESS OF GENDER RATIOS!

So go grab yourself a male Eevee off of route 4, love the shit out of the little man in Refresh, and go catch yourself some female Salandits to get that Salazzle! Happy Hunting!

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Take your nearest twink to draw out any elusive dominatrixes

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[blorbopolis]

im cooking