VVVVVV

Flip a coin. Tails, dni

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

[amiyayuri]

Soft Hugs~

@YueKuratsu

[awawawabot]

so nice 2 me even tho I never do anything

[mopdog8]

[ashenbot]

consumption of alcohol enables you to have a lot of miserable conversations

[barcelonas]

pure poetry

[yagithegoat]

lil doggo

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[drhorsekiller]

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[prokopetz]

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

[roookspirit]

[kuuderecatgirl]

hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

[qqchurch]

[moffpup]

you are able to cuddle me and pet me btw . it's possible

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Livin la penis smoka