Because The Tardis Does Not Sound Like That

[loaf-corner]

While I'm preparing for exams and tests.

Here's a not funny, crooked sketch 💃💃

[roseofithaca]

Calypso: For once I wish you would lie and say-

Odysseus: I love you.

Calypso: You do?

Odysseus: But not in the way that you want me to.

Calypso: So....like a friend?

Odysseus: No, like Stockholm Syndrome.

[nopestilldoomed]

"Like in a I can't have two gods who want me and my family dead, so I'll say anything if it will get you to chill out kind of way."

[wolfythewitch]

unwilling lover alongside lover all too willing

[vworpreally]

This! This is the line that got me obsessed with the Odessey. I took note of it immediately in my English classes but none of my class mates seemed to understand what horrific circumstances these were.

There’s something about how the original text is so far removed from modern gender norms, and so men can weep and tremble with fear, and women can be strong and cruel and yet still defied. It’s these little things which draw me towards the odessey

[haley-harrison]

Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

[sevensees7]

i put way too much effort into this

[karvina]

Reincarnated In Meet N Fuck Kingdom — But I'm Asexual !! • Volume 1: I Seriously Don't Give A Damn About Elfen Breast Milk

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[vworpreally]

This isn't much of an ask, but I'm the guy who made the disco ball enterprise, and I thought I'd mention a possible solution to your tilted enterprise problem you mentioned in your tags :)

While the weighted method that you mentioned could and would work, I think an easier method would likely be to attach fishing line/clear string to the propulsion units and have it meet the top of the existing hanging string. It would triangulate the center of gravity between multiple sections and shouldn't impact the visual look of the ornament like weights would.

I'm hoping to make a tutorial for making a disco ball Enterprise sometime soon, and I'll try to troubleshoot this exact issue while I'm working on it!

P.S. here's a diagram showing what I attempted to describe. Hope this helps ❤️

Omg hi!!

Thank you for offering a solution to my problem! I really think that you’re on to something here, this could really up my trek-tree game this holiday season

I really like your disco ball enterprise. There’s something about The combination of 60s trek and 60s disco that’s very appealing to me. It kinda rhymes, yknow?

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[ntshastark]

other comic sites for fellow rco orphans (check out the reblog, tumblr seems to be hiding the other post from the tags)

[ntshastark]

Read online:

readcomicsonline.ru

readcomiconline.xyz

readfreecomicsonline.com

zipcomic.com

comics-online.org

Download:

comics-all.com

getcomics.info

newcomic.info

@themasterpostlibrary

@thecomiclibrary

Bonus paid option:

globalcomix.com

(i'd never heard of this site before but from what i've found it's fully legal. It has a subscription model, but you can also buy comics individually and there's a bunch of free stuff too, mostly from small creators)

ETA:

a lot of people on the notes have also recommended

batcave.biz (despite the name, it's not just batman or dc or even superhero comics)

and there was some complaining about ads, so i'm also gonna rec

ublock origin (adblock for firefox)

orion (browser with adblock for ios and macos)

[tpwrtrmnky]

girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."

[tpwrtrmnky]

"yeah i fucking love this game. i've bought it on console and pc, and then the remaster too. i have no idea how it ends, i only get 40% of the way through the main story each time"

[plomeekparty]

Cast photos with An Energy (pt. 1)

[neotrances-deactivated]

Every clip you’ve posted of black butler seems like it’s from a parody of black butler I’m kinda losing my mind

its literally so bad its good

[mizuakula]

[donoteatwingsoutapussy]

Hes 13 actually so he's a teenager, you can make fun of him

[animentality]

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

[prokopetz]

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[feral-jackdaw]

Rewatching ATLA and I just can't stop wondering, how come this mf still has a fully functioning brain after this much head trauma?

[muffinlance]

have you met him? he does not