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i hate the "we should only have queer actors playing queer characters" argument for several reasons. but what annoys me the most is that people who argue this straight up don't realize that it's illegal to ask someone about their sexuality in relation to a job interview. like an audition. i don't think breaking anti-discrimination laws to screen people's sexualities to determine their employment is the woke take you think it is.

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gffa

I desperately need more fics that focus on people's surprise that Shane Hollander, Mr. Polite Canadian with his Media Perfect Smile and Practiced Bland Answers and Good Sportsmanship and Sweetheart "Let's Go!" Cheer when he beat Scott and Ilya's time at All-Stars, to realize that the real Shane's vocabulary is literally 30% the word "fuck". "Fuck you", "fuck off", "you fucking moron", "I fucking hate you", "this fucking guy", "go fuck yourself", "are you fucking kidding me", "I will fucking kill you, motherfucker", "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" are all things he will say within 45 minutes of showing up to practice. I need more fics of everyone being a little shellshocked about just how much Shane Hollander swears and meanwhile Ilya is just laughing in the background because he told people Shane swore like a sailor and nobody believed him until now.

littlegirlinvisible

CONNOR STORRIE First monologue on “Saturday Night Live” (February 28, 2026)

shanehollancler

Oh, I hope some hockey players watched it...

argillaforma

shane buying vodka for ilya to be nice even though he knows nothing about vodka and just picks one that sounds vaguely russian and ilya is like sweetheart, darling, love of my life, my moon my stars…this is the worst thing i’ve ever tasted i love you so much

whichcouldmeanothing

HEATED RIVALRY Episode 1 "Rookies" FELLOW TRAVELERS Episode 1 "You're Wonderful"

whichcouldmeanothing

"scott and kip are broken up for three years" "shane and ilya are in a ten-year-long situationship" yeah whatever that's nothing compared to what i went through with them

zaintriestowrite

"Oh Whitaker is shy about his crush and afrai...." Dennis Whitaker is hunting that old man for sport. He's watching him like a lion watches a gazelle just waiting for his chance to jump on his back and maul the shit out of him.

hoechloin

Ilya Rozanov's search history (insp)

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goldcrescent

and not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but another reason I hate the return of 2000’s th*nspo shit is bc starving does make women frail and has longer term consequences like early osteoporosis, brittle bones/teeth, insomnia, ect. Your muscles will start eating themselves. It also makes you extremely emotional and severely lowers your capacity for critical thinking not bc you’re a girl but because your brain isn’t getting any fucking nutrients so idk I just feel like its very convenient that every time there’s an uptick in fascist rhetoric and women’s rights are being stripped suddenly it’s peak fashion for women to be starving, weak, and exhausted