pumpkababy

❛ and the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape. look at you, strawberry blonde! ❜ INDIE / SELECTIVE fandomless pumpkin vampire oc. loved by tai.

[vynepyre]

mun vs. muse: bunny edition!

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[sekiz]

[vynepyre]

siilverbulleted ✘ bandit​:

@vynepyre​ ( starter call! ) 

    it couldn’t REALLY be said that the wolf was RUNNING – sure he was moving at a brisk pace or whatever, but he was definitely moving. the wolf only STOPS realizing he’s being followed — see, the wolf stumbles over his own paws, falls over into a bush and NOW he’s covered in burrs, sticks and bandit’s ALMOST confident that he has a rock in his fur. he WAS having a good night! golden eyes are wide and oddly human.

     “ WAIT — ” was he going to announce that he was human? oh, you bet.

—               }{  SHE ISN’T IN the regular business of following wolves, but she’s in the woods and to say she’s curious is an understatement.  she’d seen wolves around the area before, but this one seemed different.  something about the colouring perhaps?  she couldn’t be sure and before she knew it, she was following after it, standing out starkly in the greens and browns with her own bright orange colouring.  her hand claps to her mouth when, suddenly, the wolf stumbles and ends up head over tail into the brush. 

then, a voice.  from the wolf?  how  ...  odd.  she blinks widely.     ❝ you can talk? ❞

[dead-g0blin]

Reminder, you don’t have to go full feral

You could go a little feral. Fill your mouth with hose water. Sit in the grass for an hour. Take care of yourself dear.

[valtsv]

im sexy as hell and my herb garden is huge

[phantomemes]

starters  /  prompts taken from various characters starring in the game   fire emblem : three houses .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary .

“  feel free to say hi whenever you like  ”

“  don’t hold back for my sake  ”

“  you think I’m so clumsy that I need someone to watch over me ?  ”

“  you act like you’re full of regret  ,  but I know you don’t really mean it  ”

“  you actually look more handsome to me with honesty on your face  ”

“  don’t be ashamed of crying  ”

“  could you keep quiet for a bit ?  ”

“  you’re actually kind of amazing  ”

“  do you mean to imply you have no intention of acting a bit more respectably ?  ”

“  stop acting so nonchalant about getting hurt or killed  ”

“  naive and uptight is no way to live your life  ”

“  you’d better watch that temper  ”

“  i am absolutely disinterested in spending any time with you  ”

“  your lack of self-awareness is deeply troubling  ”

“  I’ll just be straightforward about taking advantage of you  ”

“  when will you tire of challenging me in pointless competitions ?  ”

“  you expect me to believe that ?  ”

“  i’ve had enough of your foolish antics  ”

“  i wish you would not sneak up on me like that  ”

“  before you reprimand me  ,  take a moment to consider your own failings  ”

“  it is like hearing a snake sing an aria  ”

“  am I hearing a deathbed confession ?  ”

“  i never have any idea what you’re talking about  ”

“  don’t walk away when i’m talking to you  ”

“  you’ll be the death of me for sure  ”

“  i do not intend to die  ”

“  i can’t believe you put yourself at risk for my benefit  ”

“  i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile  ”

“  i do not desire your gratitude  ”

“  you’re surprisingly strong for how slender you appear  ”

“  perhaps i was flustered needlessly  ”

“  i had forgotten how charmingly ethereal you can be  ”

“  you’re going a little overboard  ”

“  you have shaken me to my very core  ”

“  so this is what death is like  ”

“  if you get sick of me  ,  i’m sorry ahead of time  ”

“  i’m embarrassed just thinking about it  ”

“  you’re like a little brother to me  ”

“  spending the rest of my life with you doesn’t sound so bad  ”

“  if our roles were reversed  ,  I don’t think I’d be able to forgive you  ”

“  you actually hate me  ,  right ?  ”

“  you haven’t stabbed me yet  ”

“  i want to be more like you  ”

“  i actually envy the size of your heart  ”

“  i don’t think you can solve all your problems by throwing a few punches  ”

“  there aren’t a lot of people like you in the world  ”

“  sorry I’ve been so oblivious to your needs  ”

“  sometimes you just can’t afford to wait around for someone else to notice ”

“  yesterday’s enemy is today’s ally  ”

“  you have to abandon old feuds  ”

“  learn to protect yourself before trying to protect me  ”

“  i always trust that you’ve got my back  ”

“  if only people could be more like flowers  ”

“  if you promise not to resort to violence  ,  I’ll do whatever you want  ”

“  i can’t stand the sight of me either  ”

“  i would be even more impressed if you hadn’t been screaming the whole time  ”

“  i did what was necessary to get you to comply  ”

“  you have so much power in you  ,  just waiting to be unleashed  ”

“  i’m hopelessly terrified of you  ”

[memeingovermemes]

animal crossing: new horizons – sentence starters:

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  hey ,  it’s you again …  talking to me again.  ❞ ❝  i came up with a new nickname that’s perfect for you !  ❞ ❝  you wouldn’t believe how much interest there is in this stuff .  it even surprises me sometimes ! ❞ ❝  you got some talent ,  kiddo !  ❞ ❝  island life is so invigorating !  staying inside all day would be a terrible waste .  ❞ ❝  when it comes to the world of fab fashion ,  what do you think is the most important part of being stylish ?  ❞ ❝  when our flowers are happy ,  i’m happy ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  even i can’t go 100% ALL the time .  life’s already tough ,  so you don’t gotta’ make it tougher !  ❞ ❝  i can’t help but puff my feathers with pride !  ❞ ❝  i moved !  here !  i live here now !  walking distance from your house !  you !  the only person i know here !  ❞ ❝  some folks call it pouting ,  but i say it’s me telling the world to QUIT BEING MEAN !  ❞ ❝  where would we be if we never shot for the moon ?  ❞ ❝  i get knocked over by the wind sometimes !  i just lay there until the weather calms down !  ❞ ❝  rumor has it that when it comes to TV shows ,  you’re kind of obsessed with ___ . ❞ ❝  every time i look at it ,  i get this warm feeling inside … like when she would hug me .  ❞ ❝  i am indeed tempted to purchase these for my personal collection …   but no .  i must exercise restraint .  ❞ ❝  your name’s ___ ?  i hope i pronounced that right .  ❞ ❝  you making your usual rounds ,  ___ ,  or is this a special visit ?  ❞ ❝  you’d know best – am i pulling this look off , ___ ?  ❞ ❝  oh!  why don’t i go get my dictionary ?  ❞ ❝  awww !  she said all that about me ?  consider my day made !  ❞ ❝  what’s with that look ?  ❞ ❝  this store is so warm and cosy …  sometimes i find a quiet corner and take a nap !  ❞ ❝  OK , OK …  um …  which one has more pictures ?  ❞ ❝  i love gettin’ dressed up in clothes that aren’t mine and running around pretending to be someone else !  ❞ ❝  how is it MY fault they didn’t know what they were buyin’ ?  ❞ ❝  give ‘im a hard time fo me ,  if you happen to trip over him .  gahaha !  ❞ ❝  i wish i had some treats to offer you .  i probably should have made spice cake in advance … ❞ ❝  one glance and it’s like you’ve known the artist for years .  ❞ ❝  sunny days are my absolute fave .  on a sunny day ,  it feels like anything is possible !  ❞ ❝  what’s the mood over in ___ville ?  ❞ ❝  winter went ,  and spring has come !  let’s celebrate by doing something dumb !  ❞ ❝  but after a little while , like … it turns into HOME .  ❞ ❝  i’m so thankful to you and everyone else on this island !  ❞ ❝  i looked in my snack stash …  on my roof …  in my secret snack stash …  out back where i accidentally bury stuff …  ❞ ❝  between you and me ,  i think i might be the biggest ___ fan on this island …  ❞ ❝  believe me ,  when you’re happy ,  i’m happy .  ❞ ❝  did you know that each of the constellations has its own story ?  indeed ,  sometimes many stories !  ❞ ❝  sometimes ,  when i can’t wake up in the morning ,  i run in circles and scream really loud for a few minutes !  ❞ ❝  feel free to look at all my fab stuff and validate my life choices !  ❞ ❝  i wasn’t sure i believed that umbrellas could be fashionable ,  but i love how you look with one .  ❞ ❝  after all ,  we’re in this together ,  partner ,  hm ?  ❞ ❝  tell you what else is looking sparkly !  it’s legit you ,  ___ !  spring is WAY your season !  ❞ ❝  am i hallucinating or was that feedback signed by ___ ?  ❞ ❝  i wanna take off ,  but first you need to stop chatting and close your Nookphone .  ❞ ❝  what ?  it kind of rhymed .  shut up .  ❞ ❝  i tell you ,  i have a funny feeling about it ,  ___ !  and i don’t mean “funny” funny ,  i mean weird funny .  ❞ ❝  what could i even say i was good at ?  who’d want to hire someone with experience in baking and reading ?  are there cookbook researchers ?  ❞ ❝  i knew i was right about you ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  it got me seriously tensed up ,  like we’re about to be invaded by a bunch of evil pirates or something .  ❞ ❝  i was like ,  waaay into this walk ,  but then it started to get boring .  then i found you ,  and it’s fab again! ❞ ❝  what have you gotten yourself into ?  ❞

[holoescene]

GENTLE PSA;   the best way to interact with me is through memes.  you could send that thing @ me even though i’ve posted it five months ago and i’d still answer and appreciate it.  it’s hard to think up starters out of the blue unless they’re plotted,  but memes are just good and gives you a general idea of what’s happening.  so please,  if you see a meme on my blog,  SEND THE MEME.

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send 💬  for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.

[vynepyre]

edit 002.

[fairysmooches]

party   sentence   starters.

tw:   drinking,   smoking.

did you just spill your drink on me?

shut up and dance with me, okay?

is this seat taken? sorry, this place is crowded.

i want to go home already.

having the strong feeling i’ll have to erase all my social networks in the morning.

could you do me a favor? could you pretend you’re my girl/boyfriend for a moment?

who the fuck invited you?

oh, i wasn’t expecting to see you here.

parties aren’t my thing.

want to dance with me?

do you recognize anyone?

can i get you a drink?

i said you could invite one person. one!

i don’t feel so good.

maybe i should have stayed home.

i am not nearly drunk enough yet.

i don’t recognize anyone here.

i should call my ex.

where’s a boy? i need to make out with someone.

i’m not drunk enough for this.

luckily for me, i have all my best ideas drunk.

it’s not a party without a little drama, am i right?

hiding from the drunk crowd too?

i only came for the free food.

do you want to get out of here?

boys are stupid, and i love you.

you’re beautiful, boys suck, i love you.

i’m dizzy, okay.

i need some water.

you need to go to bed.

do you want to talk about it?

do you have a light?

want to get some fresh air?

want to go somewhere quiet?

i’ll drive you home.

[vynepyre]

cupidquinn ✘ harley​:

     “What gave ya that idea?” Harley cackled. “Course it ain’t my car.” She clicked her tongue as she accelerated toward the local docks. Technically, she wasn’t allowed to drive due to her many, many vehicle related crimes she’d been involved in. Harley had never let that stop her, though. She’d never bothered with a fake ID to drink when she was younger, but she sure as shit had a fake driver’s license to get around that little problem.

     “So what I’m thinkin’ is this,” Harley began, not only incapable of remaining silent for long  but also the type of person to think out loud. “What we’re gonna do is take buddy boy back there to the river and toss ‘im in the drink. Like a good old fashioned gangsta movie.” She giggled, the sound ever so slightly manic. Oh well. “Then we’re gonna getcha home and after I drop ya off, I’m gonna see if I can find the address of the car’s owner.” It had to be on the registration or maybe a piece of junk mail left behind. She cut a quick glance toward her companion. “Don’t ya worry. I ain’t gonna hurt ‘em. Just gonna take the car back, park in their drive way or whatever, and then call an uber or somethin’.”

     Man though, would she kill to be a fly on the wall. She was probably ruining someone’s night, yet she had to bite her lower lip to keep from laughing. She couldn’t help it! Just thinking about whoever it was, she imagined it was a guy judging from the lack of a particular feminine touch. No extra sunglasses or half melted lipstick in one of the console cubbies; no cheap perfume for a quick freshen up or an extra tampon as yet to be found. How incredible would it be to see the poor bastard’s face when he saw his car at home?

      “You got a name, sweetie? I’m Harley.”

—               }{  SHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY in reply.  she’s still tense.  there had been very few people who had actually seen her feed and many of them hadn’t been so ...  relaxed about it.  the woman was odd, but that wasn’t necessarily a bad thing.  there were worse things to be than ‘odd’.  she doesn’t even bother to clip in her seat belt.  it wasn’t as if a crash could easily kill her.  though that doesn’t mean she doens’t jolt when harley speeds away from the alley. 

when the woman starts to speak, lise’s gaze turns from streets to the blonde. the vampire’s eyes are more settled now, light brown and far more human than they had been prior.  the blonde laughs and lise’s lips pull into a smile.     ❝ that  ...  sounds good to me.  suppose it is better than just leaving him in the alley. ❞     her head tilts a little as harley continues, a slight concern creasing her freckles features.     ❝ are you sure you won’t be caught? ❞ 

she wouldn’t want to get the girl in more trouble.  it was bad enough that she was helping in disposing a body.  she flusters a little at ‘sweetie’, then replies:      ❝ lise. ❞ 

[avengedinchains]

[illumynare]

me, writing my own OCs: idk. was that out of character?

[vynepyre]

mun vs muse !!

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[vynepyre]

brideblooded ✘ maryam.

     “I don’t mind the chatter,” smile is brief although genuine - a whisper of a true one, maybe. “I’m just not used to it. I… don’t look to spend much time with those of our kind.” Vampires were greedy, vain. Most elitist. Stifling, just at the thought. 

—               }{  LISE MAY NOT be the chatty type all the time, but she could fill a silence when it was needed.  if maryam would prefer her to talk, than she could do that.  her smile stays on her face, an understanding nod bobbing her head.     ❝ i can see that.  i do not spend a lot of time with our kind either. ❞     a short laugh escapes her, delicate hand coming to her grinning lips.     ❝ truthfully, i do not think they like me much.  what with the whole ‘pumpkin’ business.  i do not think they see me as a  -  what is the word  -  equal? ❞

[vynepyre]

carnivorare ✘ moby​.

“you were a pumpkin? that sounds like a story worth hearing.” it’s an invitation— moby is eager to hear how THAT happened. she’d never heard of any such thing happening. at least not naturally. “were you turned by a witch?”

—               }{  SHE BEAMS WIDE.  she was always happy to tell her story to those willing.  though many people didn’t seem to believe her.  it was, rather, an unbelievable story.     ❝ no, not a witch.  you see, i was born from a pumpkin.  ten days kept and left under a full moon, then poof i guess, there i was in the pumpkin patch. ❞