[w-b-itchdoctor]

what i had to do today: lots of stuff

what i did today: nothing

how i feel: guilty

does this feeling make me wanna do something: no

[liberalbutnotpartisan]

Yes, I prefer Bernie Sanders. But if Hillary Clinton’s the nominee, I’m voting for her. I will be damned if I live in a country with a President Cruz or President Trump.

[elloellenoh]

Important to remember. We must vote. If you choose not to vote because you prefer Bernie over Hilary or vice versa, then it essentially becomes a vote for the Republican party. Please vote.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Literally I don’t care if you’re a radical anarchist who’s against voting. I’m an anarcho communist but I understand that inaction is allowing the most abhorrent mass of flesh in America get closer to the presidency. Vote as a method of damage control.

[safeanclsound]

Can you imagine

[monica-geller]

i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965 

[the-droidsyourelookingfor]

there’s no way megan trainor is the best NEW artist she’s been annoying me for what feels like several years

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[fionnas-fat-ass]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god

[ruisi]

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

[igxbaddies]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

[thefandomdropout]

Awwww

[scumbag-vanguard]

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week.  It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him.  That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

[kandyie]

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

[justjavis]

!!!

[weloveshortvideos]

[snorlaxatives]

potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced

[gilfoyledagain]

fuck this post

[snorlaxatives]

- people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song

[spidermans-girlfriend]

ok but have you ever actually listened to The Beatles?

[snorlaxatives]

yes they’re boring and old meanwhile potential breakup song goes hard as hell

[paigefredericks-deactivated2018]

K BUT FUCK THIS POST

[living-within-shadows]

Wait people actually think aly and aj are better than the Beatles. That’s a thing? Every song by the Beatles? Really? Have you heard while my guitar gently weeps, I want you (she’s so heavy), help!, I want to hold your hand, blackbird, oh! darling, hey Jude, good night, can’t buy me love, paperback rider, Eleanor Rigby, ok I could go on forever…

[snorlaxatives]

that’s nice but potential breakup song is undeniably better than all of those songs

[dream-for-miles-blog]

Seeing this post, as a person who loves music and has educated them self on many genres and eras, makes me want to cut off every person who likes potential breakup song arms and beat them with them. Beatles are the sole reason for that songs existence and were completely revolutionary to compare the two is like comparing skrillex to Bach. It’s just not okay

[snorlaxatives]

me, jamming out to potential breakup song: ok cool… anyways…

[van-gogh-away-please]

Clearly you’ve never listened to enough of the Beatles. You probably only know them because, guess what, they were one of the best bands of all time, arguably the very best. in a few years aly and aj will be desperate has-beens. The Beatles have and will endure because they had genuine skill, passion, and talent.

[snorlaxatives]

me: *violently shaking my ass to potential breakup song*

[boyfriendjeongguk-deactivated20]

You understand that….you just look stupid right ?

[snorlaxatives]

me: *looks stupid while enjoying one of the most iconic songs in music history, potential breakup song*

[galicianboyindiapers]

I am spanish and we are a bit agresive so if please forgive me but i want to kill this guy

[snorlaxatives]

you: *kills me* me: *still shaking my dead ass to potential breakup song from my grave*

[micdotcom]

[kushandwizdom]

Savage

[gothicprep]

this photograph feels so sinister. it’s like the type of thing you’d find on the floor of an abandoned hospital

[atheistnextdoor]

The fabulous Target Troll strikes again!

[pre-med-timelord]

The last one was great!

[blue-flamingoo]

FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH

[pokefan211]

Who else thinks Frito-Lay wrote a big book of comebacks just to deal with these idiots

[forever-flaccid]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

[mellowrayne-deactivated20190719]

Dumb bitch

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

[redheaded-puppy]

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

In honor of the third Star Wars, I wanted to remind everyone how lucky I am to have met Luke sky walker!

[laurendemieux-deactivated201409]

people who don’t examine every grape they eat are brave people

[surprisebitch]

do people literally do this?? just rinse the grapes with running water before you eat them

[markerpliers]

dude the grapes could be mushy and gross you gotta get the harder grapes

[boredpanda]

What Happens When You Ask The Wrong Guy For Help

[ask-francis-kinloch]

I think you mean the right guy.