Ms. Lucille "Lucy" Spinneret Woodward

"Thats How I Wanna Go To Heaven. Just Like Dick Out Sunglasses On" - Chris Dunne, Life In The World To Come, Spirit Gun It / She (It Preferred)

[nogooddeetz]

mariah’s delivery of “so you don’t want to be bullied? then why do you come to public school in suspenders and a fucking bow tie?” is still one of the funniest pieces of dialogue in npmd

[bluexephraim]

Hatchetfield text posts pt11!!!

The last one was supposed to be pt10 mb

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[rexthehamsteryt]

summer 2026 newsletter in a nutshell:

[frongle444]

for the record she is gay shes just also doing that

[dogpuppy]

[genderfailure]

[bluexephraim]

Hatchetfield text posts pt12!!!

[wasturbatress]

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[reneerapps]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die   —   Starkid,  2023 The Fallen Angel   —   Alexandre Cabanel,  1847

[crownedinmarigolds]

I have a big folder on my desktop of inspirational pictures/memes/etc to keep me going so I shall share them with you here.

[dogpuppy]

[frigiddoctoratus]

Happy Serket Day ::::)

[thistooishomestuck]

objectively homestuck

[nyancrimew]

we are past swifties calling themselves punks and have arrived at swift calling herself punk

[ruckuscauser]

[awfulpunk]

this is insanely racist and I haven't even seen much about this online yet

[checkyourasianbias]

after Bad Bunny won they added a Latin song category and after Rosé got three nominations the grammys added a k-pop/c-pop/j-pop category they have always been afraid of well-performing artists of color challenging white artists in mainstream categories

[classicmeevs]

[classicmeevs]

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it.

[qw3rty-art]

All this thinking about greek mythology got me to come up with this joke :3c

Somewhat related to deltamyths but not really. I just thought about it while working on the lore and playing hades. For inspirational purposes of course...

Tried my best to write Berdly's iconic speech but failed miserably...

Took too long on this tbh but I do like how silly Noelle turned out :P

Anyways!! Kerdly shitposting (again)!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

Tried my best to write

Berdly’s iconic speech but

failed miserably…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.