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Tommy, 22, st0p pan1ck1ng

[kin-bot]

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

[raindrop4444444444]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

[weird-ecologies]

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

[99angelic]

[coolyounghip-deactivated2014052]

life hack: don’t join tumblr

[guooey]

i’mgonna cry 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sem-boi]

I know it’s kind of suggesting it but this is exactly why businessmen (people) should not be politicians. Running a country is to benefit the people running a business is to benefit shareholders. Their “skills” are not interchangeable

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

“So we got a new rug…. our cat dosen’t approve lmaoooooo”

[xxtc-96xx]

[slightmood]

good evening does anyone remember that one disney channel movie where a family wins an entire house that’s artificially intelligent like Siri but as the movie progresses the house becomes more and more strict and obsessive and eventually it holds the family hostage

[slutforfood]

nope how was your day today?

[slightmood]

very good! it was raining and there was a nice slug on the pavement

[slutforfood]

wow!! right on the pavement?

[slightmood]

right on the pavement!

[saperion]

It was called Smart House

[jaubaius]

Penguins getting weighed.

[singsoftly]

THE LITTLE HOPS

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

Caretaker: God booooy! :)

Penguin: M̶̡̬̖͔̖͋̆o̶̫̝̩̖̟̰͚̞͋t̸̨̯̘͖̎͆͊͊̈́̽̐ͅͅh̷͚͂͠ẻ̷͇̝̳̄̐́̐̍̍̀͝r̶̢̻͔̦̹͎͖͈̀͜ ̸̻̳̦̩͎̉͂ͅg̸̛̗͓͖̠͇̩ǐ̶̧͈̣̇́̈̀̑̉̆͘v̸̢̛͍̻̜̭̇͊̌̐̏̅̂ͅe̵͙͐̕ ̸̳̭͓̱̍m̶͉͚͍̺̳̊͐̾̂̚ę̶̢̠̲̫͇̠̮̙̅̐͝ͅ ̵̲̙͚͐̒̚ͅt̵̜̣̙̜͍̀̓̿͆̈́͂̅̀͝ĥ̷̢̖̞̼̝̞͍̠̐̈́̒̊́e̸̥͒ ̶͓͓̂̎̀̑́t̵̛̯͓͚̜̪̩̺͖́̄͐̋́r̶̢̹̞͔̲̘̭̠̖̉̄͋̓͌͘͝ȩ̸̨̼̺̻̭͚̾̉͐̂̄͆̇a̵̭̼͙̼̜̋͝t̴͔̱̯̥̙͇̬̮̓͘ͅs̸̮̖̟̝͔͇̣͑̈́̃

[weirdlandtv]

[cryptid-sighting]

this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something

[destroymylife]

[destroymylife]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[notkatniss]

[int3rnvlfl0w]