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[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[busket]

queer rep goes thru these cycles where every couple of years lgbt people are like "we get no rep in media and the representation we do get is way too sanitized and it feels so fake and flat. wheres the queer characters that are messy and flawed and REAL??"

then someone gets brave and makes a character who is a real bastard and makes all the wrong choices and is maybe even malicious at times and they make this character explicitly queer. and then fans are like "this is what you think of us?? worst representation ever" and the creator gets absolutely lambasted, ESPECIALLY if theyre queer themselves

then everyone else sees this and either thinks its too risky to include a queer character, or wants to make sure they're only doing the good and nice representation with no flaws or mistakes

then queer people are like "we get no rep in media and the representation we do get is way too sanitized and

[busket]

and no im not blaming queer people for our own lack of representation, or when "representation" exists only to mock us and shame us. I am however saying: stop attacking queer creators for making queer characters who are nuanced and complicated and even ugly or cruel. theyre not reflecting you, their character isnt you. its just their character

[penandinkprincess]

cackling about old school ilya fans finding out about his relationship and launching a "get ilya rozanov OUT of there" campaign on twitter because they insist shane is boring and ilya can do better

which ilya responds to by launching his OWN campaign on twitter called "keep ilya rozanov where he is because he likes it there"

[penandinkprincess]

endlessly endeared by the idea that shane ends up driving them almost all the time because he is notorious for conking tf out in the car as a passenger so the only way they're going to have car couple time is if he's actively engaged.

...which ilya only discovers after he manages to joke/negotiate/tease his way into finally being the driver with "what, hollander? you are this afraid of driving faster than ten miles under the speed limit? you cannot share the steering wheel?"

and shane is SO determined to stay awake. past experience be DAMNED he will stay awake as a passenger so help him GO-

and then ilya glances over like. TWELVE MINUTES into the drive because shane's grip on his hand got looser and shane is OUT. man is GONE. and ilya is a lil ??? you?? okay??? like?? this is summer?? you should be VERY well-rested??? there should be no reason for you to conk out THIS fast??? oh my god?? did my driving scare him enough?? to pass out??? i was BARELY speeding???

[penandinkprincess]

extremely endeared about the idea of shane and ilya babysitting the pike kids and shane getting assigned role of king because he's mostly just interested in sitting and spectating to make sure no one is actually getting hurt and meanwhile ilya is alternatively a dragon/enemy knight/friendly knight/horse depending literally on the second and which kid you ask

which also leads to the very funny moment of the twins bringing their "captive" to king shane for judgement of his crimes and shane not even lowering his sunglasses and going "off with his head"

ilya is just D:< you will not even TRY to argue clemency?? for your HUSBAND???

"sir ruby, what are his crimes?"

"smashing the village and eating ALL the villagers >:D"

"yeah, death for sure" *dismissive hand flick*

[penandinkprincess]

okay but with how much ilya loves being a little shit and splashing shane or shaking his hair out close enough to soak shane, i'm CACKLING imagining shane being so smug while sticking close to his mom one day when they're having a family lake day

yuna thinks oh maybe shane is just having a rough time with so many changes happening all at the same time in his life and just needs a little extra love rn and meanwhile every single time she turns away at all shane is behind her back 😈🖕at his husband because the Mom Shield makes him INVINCIBLE

[dailyhollanov]

Heated Rivalry | 1.02

[penandinkprincess]

i know that ilya's ass is SO dramatic about getting his goodbye kisses after he and shane are together

shane forgets because he's running late for a meeting one day and has to rush out of the door, and he then arrives at the studio for the photoshoot he has booked to see a text from ilya with three different headstone styles with "one of these, i think"

and is just "for?? what??"

"when i am dead from broken heart because my husband does not love me anymore and does not kiss me before i will not see him for twenty years"

"ilya, i will be home in like four hours"

*pictures of two different casket models* "i am thinking the darker wood one, but perhaps that is too nice for your taste now that you do not love me anymore. perhaps you will bury me in cardboard shoe box like sad, dead hamster."

[penandinkprincess]

okay but the difference in best friend dynamics between ilya/cliff and shane/hayden truly delights me

ilya and cliff are lovingly getting in each other's faces telling each other to get FUCKED <3 and meanwhile shane and hayden are running bits with transatlantic accents and jokes about mpreg

[penandinkprincess]

feeling unreasonably amused and fond about the idea of bb shane figuring out that timeout=having to go sit somewhere quiet and not have anyone talk to him

and thus putting HIMSELF in timeout especially at family events with a frequency that has other family members pulling yuna and david aside to be like, "he really didn't do anything wrong, he doesn't need to be in timeout. it's okay." and them having to figure out a way to explain that yeah, they know. this wasn't their call. he is free to leave whenever he wants. he's literally not in trouble for anything. he went up to yuna, said "mommy, i need a timeout" and then walked himself off to go sit in the guest room looking SO pleased at this loophole out of having to talk to people when he's tired of it.

[penandinkprincess]

I'm very attached to shane got his autism from one or both of his parents but none of them are diagnosed because it presents the very funny idea of their house naturally having habits/accomodations that are normal for them and thus never get brought up but that of course ilya wouldn't know about

like they're all used to calling out a warning before something loud ("blender!") just as a heads up because yes of course you would warn everyone around you about incoming loud noise

which means one day ilya is helping clean up a potted plant that got knocked over but turns on the vacuum without a warning, making yuna and shane look at him like he just betrayed them

and ilya is just ????

[penandinkprincess]

i feel like shane would wait and think SO hard and extensively about new things he wanted to try because he would want to fully explore it from all angles in his head before he committed to saying it to ilya

but also he would then want to drop it at a time in which ilya would then not be able to discuss it with him fully in that moment because it already took working up to saying it so he would need a cool-down period before he was ready to actually Talk About It (and, to him, it's polite to give ilya a good reason to wait before he has to return with his opinion about it!! he's being nice!! ilya has a built-in excuse for the delay in having to give an answer!! shane would appreciate that if the roles were reversed!!)

with the end result that poor ilya just gets fucking. guerilla warfared with kink exploration ideas.

man is about to go to a dentist appointment and shane kisses him at the door, goes "also, what would you think about fucking me but gagged and blindfolded? just something to have on your radar. i don't need an answer right now. okay, bye." and shuts the door and ilya is just. what. the fuck was that.

[penandinkprincess]

it is just endlessly so funny to me that a central issue in the tuna meltdown is that ilya is trying to account for shane's moves in a game of 3d chess and meanwhile shane is just desperately trying to play tic tac toe

ilya is layering his questions in like four layers of misdirect while still trying to get the answers he wants and then shane is just asking "you want me to stay?" "you want to make me food?" "do you have a girlfriend?"

ilya is out here coming up with his riddles three to see if he can cross over the becoming a boyfriend bridge, and he could have ACTUALLY DONE IT if he'd been able to ask "hey, do you want to be exclusive and not just fuck buddies?"

man was out here writing a novel when a one sentence survey question would have actually achieved his goal

[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya fixing his hair and posturing up as he opens the door to his house because he's clearly trying to look very impressive and sexy-

-only to IMMEDIATELY lose shane's interest to the architecture of his house

is SO goddamn funny

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane and ilya getting so used to sleeping curled up together that they wake up if they drift apart

mainly because if it's ilya who wakes up first, he shifts over in bed to snuggle close to wherever shane has wriggled off to, curling back up around him and drifting off again, content

whereas if it's shane who wakes up, it's more *bleary, confused searching* *target sighted* *YANK across the mattress to slide ilya back into place next to him* *settles back down while sighing happily like an angel while ilya is still ?!?! about getting AGGRESSIVELY relocated*

[playoffsides]

[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[shanehollandered]

and every time, they sit in their seats like