Welcome to my Twisted Metal.

All I gotta tell you is my name, rank, and favorite cereal.

[gasp-theenemy]

Happy Fuuka Friday!

Would you play Kinect Star Wars with her?

[tan-kyu]

“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”

[kamikazegarage]

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

[3plymike]

You dont understand

[cryptotheism]

Nope, not giving that idiot a platform.

[perfectlynormalperson]

[z1pbomb]

[oneheadtoanother]

[namcomuseumonline]

from @x_khou over on the twitter machines

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[wafflebloggies]

[depsidase]

[supd00dle]

Had me cackling.

[polyhymniaagain-deactivated2024]

Images I would insist on cutting from a script as “It’s laying it on a bit too thick don’t you think?”

[beardedmrbean]

[tokomplee]

[staff]

we warned you about that anime shit

[catasters]

[despazito]

warhammer 40k armor

[charlesoberonn]

I’m sorry. Your url is amazing. But you’re still a bot.

[mickjustmademylist]

fucking. what?

[i-believe-in-u]

I feel like this picture really gives it context

[evilscientist3]

you know how it is with spaghetti

[chthonicillness]

?????

[rudjedet]

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

[wine-dark-sea]

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

[teaboot]

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

[ophilosoraptoro]

No, y'all don't even understand.

There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.