Just my little slice of paradise

26, F, Bi, Minors Fuck Off, There is no coherent theme here. I'll probably post smut sometimes so 18+ ONLY

[waifuhomunculus]

I'm Back, Bitches~! I accidentally deleted my previous account because I'm stupid, lol, but if you followed @waifuhomunculus before, that was me! I can't believe Tumblr just lets me reuse the same name, lol. Anyway, while I'm super depressed to see my former blog go (I had it since the start of this website 😭), I'm looking at this as a ✨BLANK SLATE✨, a ✨FRESH START✨.

I'll probably expand this post later, I've always wanted one of those big fancy "here's what my blog is" posts, but for now I'll just let my blog speak for itself!

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Phillip Light

[starbabescoffee]

She’s soooooo😍

[thelensart]

Make my day

[prokopetz]

While mutual grooming operates within a social hierarchy in many mammals, domestic cats are unusual in that subordinate cats receive extra grooming from their superiors, rather than vice versa. It's been hypothesised that this behaviour reinscribes the group's hierarchy by having dominant cats "parent" their subordinates.

This, of course, implies that in fictional settings which ascribe the instincts of real animals to their anthropomorphic counterparts, catgirl BDSM may well involve heretofore unconceived-of innovations in mommy kink.

[starryknight63]

Saw him in person on pride month, happy pride you 18th century tea pot

[quietwingsinthesky]

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

[quietwingsinthesky]

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

[yamujiburo]

Worry

[All comics in order here]

[remanence-of-love]

[waifuhomunculus]

I think I would burst into tears in public if I ran into this in the wild

[glasolotl]

Partial-Suit Samus reference sketch. This is what I based the whole 3D model off of

[jeniferprince]

I don't want you like a best friend

patreon // buy prints here

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[jihen]

[zhelanie]

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[audrey-molinatti-art]

Mothra go to destroy ai data centers!

[animentality]