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the cliche 2012 era ff.net "lucy gets kicked out of team natsu" fics are hilarious for a lot of reasons but mostly because. lucy couldn't get rid of those mfs if she tried. they're in her house. they're following her on jobs that pay like a 100 jewels. they thought she left them and freaked the fuck out and followed her across the country. they basically imprinted on her like 3 annoying, highly destructive baby ducklings. be serious.
The strange inner urge to write the most devastating doomed romance you can think of-
I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
GIVE ME THE WILL TO WRITE AND BE CREATIVE!
PLEASE
DUCK IS LORD
PLS MY BLOG IS DyYiNgGgG
Sirius who’s been in Azkaban only a few years instead of 12, and is raising Harry with Remus (implied relationship or slow burn, idm) and hears about how Gilderoy Lockhart has apparently unlocked a spell to get someone out of their wolf-form on a full moon,, and becomes obsessed.
He feels guilty about not having been there for his moony while locked up and knows this would do him wonders if real.
Spends forever tracking Gilderoy as he thinks he’s jumping round the world helping when he’s really just at home in london, when he does find him he turns up at his door interviewing him on magical theory and how he managed to create the spell. He is very enthusiastic and hopeful and would probs get strung along by Gilderoy’s lies for a bit, before putting it together (timelines don’t add up or man was just not knowledgeable enough in some aspects). He is then furious about his time wasted and for his poor moony, and becomes obsessed with tearing him and everything he’s built down.
Later on Woolfsbane will be introduced and Sirius will once again through himself into it, though more apprehensively (Remus is so done-). When this one turns out to be real he gets more involved in fixing it to be better too.
Remus the whole time just there, trying to get Siri to give up as he’s lost hope himself. Sirius won’t let this stand of course.
Remus saying “You’re trouble” and Sirius replying “your trouble” is a very important interaction to me.
A transgender normalised wizarding world where you magic slowly starts your transition once you reach 11 (magic puberty) to then be fully transitioned by the time you leave Hogwarts. [And as the magic is personal it would transition as one wants obvi]
This magic is very normalised, sometimes starting later or starting earlier depending on personal circumstances.
Reggie started early so Sirius is well acquainted, and giving that it’s a magical function and the fact that sexism says male heirs, their parents didn’t mind for once.
Anyway, just imagine Sirius realising Remus gets unwell once a month consistently and is in the hospital wing for a week, and just assumes he has very bad cramps and period symptoms.
Imagine Sirius never bringing it up but just bidding pads in the bathroom and in Remus’ trunk; paracetamol too. And it takes till 3rd year for James to notice/bring it up to Sirius, who tells him ofd for being insensitive and trying to out Remus. James thinking he’s fucked up and crying to Remus. Remus really confused but also kind of scraped about wether they found out he’s a werwolf or not-
I feel like it be funny if Sirius also knew the werwolf thing but thought Remus was also trans. Maybe he clicked what it could be but didn’t click that it was one or the other, just accepted both as fact? Idk spitballing here
Lily who’s now pregnant no longer leaving the house much, especially during these times of war.
Voldemort who’s trying to find out if the prophesy could happen through them, trying to make Lucius the one to find out.
Lucius who was raised real proper style being aghast at the thought of being made to call a woman pregnant:
“But my lord, she simply hasn’t been out much, the times are rough for all”
“Lucius just go ask her if she is pregnant or not”
“No! My lord a woman is not ever with child unless she tells you so or has one already in her arms!!!”
“Lucius just ask! Why does it matter so much?!”
“To imply a woman is gaining excessive weight of any kind is most improper!”
And Narcisa is in the corner 7months in giggling because she knows Lucius knows her to be pregnant, yet he is also never going to ask her, let alone a woman he never speaks to-
Steve has the worst case of wrong time/wrong place and keeps getting unknowingly filmed in public and posted online.
Sometimes he accidentally wanders into the background of someone’s shot. Sometimes someone tries to stop him to ask him questions for one of those street interviews. Sometimes someone is a creepy weirdo and just filming him without permission.
Steve’s notable and noticeable because he’s hot and kinda a weirdo. Robin is a number one Steve defender though so she’s always in the comments warding off creeps.
Her favorite example of this was when a girl posted a video complaining that people were so unfriendly nowadays. Her example is that she sees this guy at the park all the time and she always says hi to him, and he always ignores her.
She demonstrates this by flipping the camera around to Steve on his morning run. He goes past her, she says hi, and Steve doesn’t acknowledge her.
She complains that he’s not cute enough to be ignoring people trying to be nice.
Robin simply commented, ‘He’s deaf 🫶’
Other times Steve have been caught in someone’s video:
(1) Off-screen but audible in the background of Robin’s TikTok, complaining about her above comment because she left out the nuance. He’s not completely deaf. He’s hard of hearing and actually had his hearing aids in that day so he did hear her. He chose to ignoring her.
That’s important.
This video is captioned, ‘he wants you to know this apparently’ and tags the girl.
(2) He unknowingly walked in front of a camera filming two people dancing, talk-to-texting about how Eddie gave him a remixed copy of some of Corroded Coffin’s songs where the bass is louder so he can feel the music and, “Do you think that means he likes me?”
This actually gets Corroded Coffin a lot of listeners on Spotify.
(3) Just wandering around in the background of a video, squinting at things. Clearly lost. People go crazy for this lost hot guy.
(4) He gets stopped by one of those interview people and they ask what he’s listening to. Steve is just like, “I’m on hold with the FBI. Leave me alone.”
As he’s walking away, you can clearly hear him get taken off hold because he says loudly, “Pay my fucking medical bills, you piece of shit. This is Steve Harrington, by the way….Yeah, forward me. Thanks.”
This starts a TikTok trend.
Steve finding out that the Lucas, Max, and Dustin got caught by the police when they split up at the lake and is as baffled as he is disappointed in them because, “WTF, you can outrun them.”
Then he finds out that Erica popped their tires and is just immensely proud, “Atta girl! Good work. Guys, use Erica as an example.”
Callahan, Powell, and newly resurrected Hopper, “Do NOT use her as an example.”
Dustin going to Eddie and being like, “My brother is becoming a shut in ever since his dad kicked him out and he started living with me and Mom. All he does is go to work and come home. He says there’s nothing wrong but I think he’s lying. He might talk to you since you’re pretty much the same age. Can you try?”
It’s not that Dustin is hard to say no to.
He’s actually very easy to say no to.
The problem is that he’s very persistent so eventually, Eddie gives in.
He goes to the Hendersons’ house, knocks on the door, and is greeted by - “Steve Harrington?”
“Yeah, man,” Steve says, wearing a little baking apron. “Dustin’s not here, man.”
Eddie doesn’t have the chance to say ‘what the actual fuck???’ because Steve is walking back into the house. He follows him to the kitchen where he watches Steve pull a tray of cookies from the oven.
“Is this the twilight zone?”
“What?”
“I…I mean.” This is so fucking weird. “To fulfill my friendship duties, I’m here to tell you that Dustin thinks you need to get out more.”
“That’s what he thinks? Okay,” Steve says easily. “It’s a date, Munson.”
“…What?”
“Yeah, if Dustin isn’t going to listen when I talk than I’m going to go out with his friend,” He says. “So, it’s a date. Pick me up at eight. See how he likes that.”
“Okay, wow,” Eddie says. “You guys really are brothers.”
Morally grey Sirius who formed a binding contract with James as a way to restrain his family’s dark magic, folded with grief and a sudden overwhelming darkness, will do anything for vengeance.
And like sure Walburga burned him off the tapestry, but she also kept his room in statis and his familial magic connected in case he ever came back-
If we meshed the timelines Regulus could even feel the family bond acting up and go investigate-
And I feel like Remus has some grey in him, he too was willing to kill Peter,,, so he’d end up there somehow too, if not just to confront Siri…
Icarus by Barry Windsor-Smith (1981). It was also the front cover of Epic Illustrated (Feb 1983)
the author's barely disguised open wound splattered livid and filthy across everything they create
nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”
“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”
please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that
The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"
They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"
Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?
[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical
