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[ineffectualdemon]

Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

[thestuffedalligator]

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[nadianotapplicable]

cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them

[quinnception]

Way ahead of ya, boss

[woman-becomer]

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

[post-uwuifier]

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[meepmoopmaap]

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

[post-uwuifier]

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

[kdinjenzen]

[catchymemes]

[girlnephew]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

MEEEEEE

[fadedlovemp3]

not unfollowing a mutual who hasnt posted in 9 months out of loyalty and love like a widow still setting a place at the dinner table for her husband who died in the war 

[softwaring]

🫡

[brawltogethernow]

They’re lost at sea. They might come back.

[valtsv]

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

[valtsv]

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they're an entirely different species with their own unique culture

[valtsv]

marine scientist: what's your gender?

merperson: what's a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i'm merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what's in your pants?

merperson: i don't... wear any? i don't have legs?

[9lunarseas6-deactivated20240914]

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

[anonymous-lizard]

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

[snow-bites]

FUCKING LOVE THIS

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[coopsgirl]

[adibkhorram]

"Where's the light coming from?"

"The same place as the music."

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Let's make a dinosaur!

I will draw one with proportions as close to the results as I can.

Tail

Torso

Neck

Head

Arms?

Legs

Claws

Teeth

Spikes?

Fancy head crest?

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#we got 3% head and 27% crest

I'm starting to think I may have messed up by including the word "fancy", and thus making the crest option more appealing. Oh well. Polls can't be edited once they're posted, so it will be shaped however it will be shaped.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Why are there so many people in the notes going "I hope someone draws this"? OF COURSE I'm going to draw it, that's the whole point! Look at this blog! You really think I won't draw a dinosaur? I will draw the wretched beast after the poll closes next week and I have the final results.

"where are the horns?" "no thagomizer?" There's a limit of 10 options when you make a poll here, so both of those would fit under the spikes category.

"what about boobs?" Boobs are mammal nonsense, we're making a reptile.

"where's vanilla extract?" listen. I will make a pinhole camera out of your skull.

"I voted torso" Thank you, thank you, good!!! More torso please!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

The votes are in! I have put them in a pie chart to help visualize them better.

I put a question mark next to the things I considered optional, but I think that might have made them more appealing, just like the word "fancy". (Yes arms are at least mostly optional, look at carnotaurus! That guy can't be more than 1% arm.)

Here he is:

I think this one actually slightly under represents the teeth. They all died tragically young from not being able to eat enough, and also perhaps from the gruesome jaw infections that come of being 10% teeth and only 8% head. I'm not a biologist, I'm just an alterations tailor/dinosaur cartoonist, but I figure that's probably pretty bad.

Also, yes I see the comments saying it must be a pterosaur, what with the big crest and the more arm than leg, but I don't think pterosaur crests are very fancy. As far as I'm aware they're relatively plain big cones, and wouldn't have space to put spikes on, so I figured a good Fancy head crest would be Ceratopsian But More.

Here's a little tourist dinosaur taking pictures of it in a museum.

I did some pencil sketches first and have put them up on patreon.

[byjove]

why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

[byjove]

everybody is like “oh you think dolls die?” “how would a kid tell if a doll is dead?” have you ever watched a child play with dolls, they have morbid creativity levels that rival Shakespeare

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

why was skype so unhinged and fucked up. why were you allowed to quote other people's messages and EDIT THE QUOTE to make them say something totally different. why were you able to do the /me thing and do little roleplay actions every sentence if you wanted to. why could you have a call with like literally 30 people in it all talking at once over really fucking bad 2010s internet connections and creating the worst wall of sound you've ever heard in your life. why was there that fucking dancing cooked turkey emote. why.

[jestergal]

[toastbutteregg]

[roycohn]

sorry professional comedians but nothing will ever be as funny as this intersection in my hometown