Waitlist for Life

This blog once had a theme. Now it's just things that make me go "tee-hee!"

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[waitlistforlife]

They need a setting on social media where I can opt into "best of" posts for people who post a hundred times a day. Like your bangers are a delight but you can't be half of my feed.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[iamoutofideas]

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

[45percenterthen]

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[may-be-magic]

[starrynet]

[p-clodius-pulcher]

In the ancient Roman republic“annoying little hater” was a respected public office with a proud history

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[iwishiwenttostarfleetacademy]

This is so basic and general, and also very specific and I fear it's literally me

[waitlistforlife]

Tears of the Kingdom is just me killing myself in industrial accidents of my own making over and over.

[mivolasvivi]

[caesxr]

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

[somestorythoughts]

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."