we're all stories in the end

Amy. 20. soft spot for big cities, country roads, barn dances, bluegrass and folk music, little kids, horses, and red phone booths & blue phone boxes.

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[learnosaurusrex]

Russian improvised trench knife that doubles as a single shot .22 gun.

[whiskey-weather-deactivated2016]

Knifemaker: Here I made this trench knife Russian: Why is not also gun

[micdotcom]

[boobarellie]

remember that time the enterprise fought a windows 95 screensaver

[wakeamy1995]

me: *wont start episode until I have a huge plate of food*

me: *finishes food before opening theme finishes*

[cadoized]

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the project

[borzoidaily]

[seethestarsablaze]

Those are some strange looking polar bears.

[harryson3]

Me as a band director: *counting off* a-one, a-two, a-skiddly diddly do

[jessehimself]

[whataslayeris]

Buffy in every season: BtVS season 3

[wakeamy1995]

Back to School

Underclass: Pencils??? 7 notebooks?? 7 folders?? Highlighters??? Binders??? Sheet protectors???

Seniors: Here I am

[blanketsandanime]

Only Americans will understand:

Sun setter retractable awning infomercial

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

[ajani]

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

[inthenameofsephiroth]

#the child is still so innocent

[nikkibeckettcsm-deactivated2016]

I can’t wait for more of these moments next season.

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

[nerdbird-deactivated20161110]

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

[sassy-spoon]

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

[propunks]

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

sassy-spoon lives up to its url

[globalchristendom]

Russian mother and child in church. (Photographer: Vladimir Hodakov)