yes, because of my agonies

evan - 30s - she/they - i also blog at clampisms

[ephemeral-elegance]

Evening Dress, 1947

Christian Dior

via The Met

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

the most insane double casting i’ve heard of is ophelia and horatio being played by the same actress. the implications of that drive me crazy

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

you guys are doing things in the tags of this post

[c9eeeeed]

#to this day my favorite performance of hamlet i’ve seen is one where there were two hamlets#one was the dutiful son and the other was his vengeful id#and they split all the lines in the play depending on which hamlet was speaking#all the soliloquies became arguments between the two and it was SO good#the second hamlet doesn’t appear until hamlet’s father appears and tells him Claudius is to blame for his death#he opens to curtains and his first line is ‘Murder?’#and the other characters can’t see that second hamlet at first - just the initial one#until slowly throughout the play the second hamlet is the one they look at and interact with#until finally the first hamlet - the dutiful prince - is the one who’s ignored#anyway it was metal as fuck holy shit#i wish i could watch it again but i have no idea if it was recorded (via rythyme)

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[rorschachisgay]

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

[fesenmoon]

🚙 🚙 🚙

[emmanuelleriva]

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

[xcathenny]

[creepymutelilbugger]

some kind of medieval adventuring party in my notes

[ladiesofthe60s]

Jane Fonda photographed by Willy Rizzo, 1961

[amygdalae]

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

[ewmong]

them 🤲

[maedictus]

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

[glorf1ndel]

They are everything to me!

[parksnark]

Adaine really I could not have been more clear about visiting with no notice

[adampvrrish]

kurt vonnegut wrote "so it goes" and didn't even care that it would live in the back of my mind for the rest of my life

[adampvrrish]

kurt vonnegut: and Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. but she did look back, and i love her for that, because it was so human. so she was turned to a pillar of salt. so it goes. people aren't supposed to look back. i'm certainly not going to do it anymore.

me reading that at 15:

[onibi-onibi]

(おじゃま攻撃かと思いきや | キュルZ＠5巻7/27 さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

[wordstream]

Translation:

You aren’t going to get in my way today?

Ah, it was just a new type of attack.

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.