alyssa

Dwight, you ignorant slut

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Shout out to Eric Andre

[phoneticmeow]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS!!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!

[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

open a new window somewhere in the world. 

[everydaylouie]

[everythingstartsfromsomething]

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

[bando--grand-scamyon]

YALL GHOSTS BETTA SANG @lyricism1898

[ultralight-sunbeam]

When does the album drop?

[dirty-n-evil]

Here in August, getting in that Halloween mood.  

[tendersea]

emmy award….. now.

[mozzabellastick-deactivated2025]

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

whats this guy doin

[seltzer-deactivated20170116]

what guy

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

THIS guy

[walkinfuckshitupwalkout]

look at him go

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bairnsidhe]

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[keithiskogained-deactivated2019]

it got better!!

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

[raccooncryptidd]

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

[forgamers]

[brwnsugatiddies]

omfg

[uncle-beanbag]

How the fuck

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[gluten-free-pussy]

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[populationshrinking]

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[verycorrectavengersquotes]

Tony: Look, I’m going to be frank.

Peter: Okay, can I still be Peter?