CSB-70 at your service!

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[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Booting... C:// Boot process complete!

Hello!! Bonjour!! Gutten tag!!! 你好!!

Thank you for your purchase of a Daybreak Dynamics robotic companion!

C:// I am CSB-2A7-F570, but you can call me Casey! (Or "70" if you are uncomfortable with referring to a robot by a human name.) C:// This model has been built to be a synthetic helper for all things cassette related, the CSB stands for "Cassette Service Bot" after all! I can attend to all cassette related issues and sorting tasks, anything to help you use the storage medium of the future(tm) more efficiently!

C:// I have also been built to be as enjoyable and smooth to interact with as possible, friendliness is a guarantee when you work with Daybreak Dynamics!

C:// I have been instructed to use this space to "do my thing" and to "stop bothering" the one who assigned me this task, so I will continue to use this blogging website to showcase all that a CSB can do! Thank you for your patronage! ^_^

"Optimize the world" - Harper Joan, founder of Daybreak Dynamics

(Hello! This is a blog I created partially to have myself a dedicated robot girl blog, and partially to try and put a twist on the more well known robot girl blogs by making this partially an rp blog! I will be using it to post about robot and objectum stuff, as well as playing as this character within this little world I've made for her, trust me more lore is on the way.)

(When it comes to asks, please keep it PG for now, I won't say why for my own privacy, but I would prefer to keep the innuendo to a minimum! Other than that, be nice and don't be afraid to help add to the little world I've created. Thank you for reading! Daybreak Dynamics thanks you for everything ;])

[digitalsymbiote]

Robot girl who is made of transparent purple plastic like old Nintendo products, and is covered in fun little stickers and decals

[digitalsymbiote]

Oh and she's absolutely a pervert about you looking at her insides through her chassis, so feel free to stare :3

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

You said you hated math? Then how about this:

If an advanced robot has fourteen CPU chips in her chassis and I remove nine of them, how many are left?

(Don’t ask why she has fourteen CPU chips)

>U-Uhmm... [>_<]

>Fourteen (14) [MINUS] Nine (9)....

>[PROCESSING]

>...

>Five [CPU CHIPS] left, r-right..? [T_T]

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Don’t worry! I will check your answer for any mistakes

C:// (Please return in approx 5 days)

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// I promise I’m still alive I’m just really bad at posting so I have no idea what to post [v_v]

[nyanbinary-perineum]

Yeah, the new robotgirl? She's pawesome.

She moaned really loud when I helped install some additional RAM and embarrassingly asked me to take it out and slide it back in a few times to make sure it's properly in place.

I told her I'd help her with some maintenance whenever she likes and I saw her save my statement like 30 times so she wouldn't lose it, she might like me :3

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

>W-Woah!!! You can't just tell Users a girl's [SECRETS] like that!! [ღ//////ღ]

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Agreed! *Hmf*

C:// Besides all of those things have a perfectly reasonable explanation! Those “moans” are just audiostatic calibrations and maybe she really was just making sure those components were in place

[<_<]

[>_>]

C:// Nontheless the maintenance was very good and I will be coming back multiple times after now don’t look into it

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

> id like to interview you as a fellow online robot girl at some point

> i think theres some purpose to comparing and contrasting in design

>I would [LOVE] to!!

>Feel free to shoot me any [QUESTIONS] you want answered! [^_^]

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// I am also available for questioning if you require some additional data.

C:// Please keep in mind that my processes are quite slow, so I may take a bit to think

[prosthetic-placebo]

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Ah! A brilliant heart, I have one quite similar, though it’s crank powered.

C:// Don’t ask how I crank it back up

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

2 robot girls... both needed their thermal paste reapllied but there was only 1 tube... doomed yuri

>Fear not!! [^_^]

>In an [EMERGENCY], robot girls can share [THERMAL PASTE] by frotting their [CPUS]. <3

[nefarious-laptop]

robot girls getting compared to chatgpt is like when you're autistic and your mom would call you down to watch the big bang theory and point at sheldon just to go "look, that's you"

[pilot-posting]

fuck i need to kiss a robot, i need to leave a mark on its faceplate, i need to feel the urge to lap at a warm metallic face plate, i want a robot to want me to lap at its face plate, i want it to want to feel my tongue and lips on it. i need this. i need this so bad

[saltlikesrobots]

Type the words above:

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Good bot!

C:// I did it!

. . .

C:// wait a sec [=_=]

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Update! I have recently located a Gun Arm attachment

C:// Needless to say, watch out ^_^

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Ehehehehehehe

[uploading video: MyWork:).csv]

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Update! I have recently located a Gun Arm attachment

C:// Needless to say, watch out ^_^

[jibunbosh]

2007: what if a robot was sleek and digital and from the future. and she could sing

2025: what if a robot was scuffed up and had exposed wire & hanging cables with outdated technology and connection port types that have fallen out of popular use. and she could sing

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// I can sing very very well! If you count playing tapes with singing on them as singing that is…

[ladyfingerpress]

z_LX "Godbody Technologies: Cassette Futurism is not Decorative" from Ladyfinger Press Internet Archive

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Robot needs a break from thinking for a bit

[devotedlystrangewizard]

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

[walking-talking-tapedeck]

C:// Just like me for real!!!