*scritchhhhh scratchhhhhh*

based on the ghost in my walls i'm actually very friendly don't worry

[wall-ghost-offical]

~ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo~

-i live in your walls, and possibly your ceiling, but it's ok. i'm actually very chill

-i make scratching noises and sometimes hide things but i'm not trying to give you nightmares, i promise

~ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo~

ooc: based on the ghost that lives in my walls an its shenanigans. i'm like. half joking. mostly joking. don't worry about it ^^

you can call me wall ghost or ghostie if you want, and any pronouns are fine

*i'm not trying to actually scare people with this blog, if i'm bothering you please let me know!*

[wall-ghost-offical]

Hi ghost in the wall, whats your favorite color? :D

It's been so long since I've since I've seen many colors... it's very dark here in the walls... I used to like... green

[wall-ghost-offical]

just another day of scratching at the walls. you know how it is. must occasionally remind the humans that i am always here. they find it comforting i'm sure...

[wall-ghost-offical]

"why don't you use exclamation points? you sound so emotionless, so... so dead!"

..... well you see.

[satan-offical]

where are the dead spiders bruh

Decomposing

[wall-ghost-offical]

some of them are living in the wall with me actually

well, their ghosts are anyways

i put them in people's hair sometimes, for recreation, you know

they like it here i promise

[officalcomics]

ATTENTION OFFICALVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED YOU, YES, YOU, TO... give emotional support for this comic series.

also, WE NEED PERMISSIONS FROM THE POPULAR OFFICALS! @official--eve , @saten-offical , all of them! to be characters in the comic, of course. all personifications will be HEAVILY discussed with said person depicted.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!

[the-pineapple-offical]

spread the word

@omega-mart-offical @villain-offical @ant-offical

@anon-offical @evil-ant-offical

@satan-offical

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@cia-offical

@homosexuality-offical

@hell-offical

@goblin-offical

[evil-ant-offical]

I consent to me

@tesco-offical

@ant-offical

[tesco-offical]

@tm4tm-offical @theultimatenerd0fficial @tiresias-offical @logan-eo-offical @secretary-bird-official @possum-offical @teeth-offical @nblnb-god-offical @steve-offical @oxford-dictionary-offical

[oxford-dictionary-offical]

@archangel-raphael-offical @donald-fagen-offical @eldritch-horror-club-offical

[reality-warper-offical]

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @lemonade-offical @wall-ghost-offical

Spread the word.

[wall-ghost-offical]

the officalverse... has a comic series now? If you can find a way to get it into the walls, i'd love to see it... just hide it somewhere you're sure you'll remember and i can steal it from there

[wall-ghost-offical]

my haunting tactics:

ominous scratching noises in the walls and ceiling, usually at night as the house dwellers are trying to fall sleep, or first thing in the morning

keeping all the ghost spiders in my walls and putting them in people's hair when they need a little field trip

making random things disappear occasionally

weird nightmares (that wasn't really intentional tho... or was it?)

*scritch scratch*

[eldritch-horror-club-offical]

list of people in the club:

@eldritch-horror-official

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical

@evilducks-offical

@half-empty-coffee-cup-offical

@tophat-offical

@jonathan-sims-offical

@the-pineapple-offical

@helpmemiku

@obsesseddemonlord-offical

@the-voids-dwellers-offical

@reflection-offical

@sphinx-offical

@alternate-gabriel-offical

@blackmold-png

@rat-offical

@freakaziod-the-clown-offical

@ominous-crows-offical

will add more when more join (if i missed someone, sorry)

[wall-ghost-offical]

am i a eldritch horror? i'm am... maybe not so scary. not scary enough. but i love new friends, if you would have me...

[wall-ghost-offical]

*scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch*

[satan-offical]

Last night I had a dream a really small, cute spider was dancing for me (swaying side to side) and it revealed it's name to me but before I could ask it to repeat itself and I woke up in a cold sweat. Scary.

[evil-bread-offical]

The spider curse is upon you

[satan-offical]

The what

[wall-ghost-offical]

the spider curse...

don't worry, i've adopted the ghosts of all the spiders you've killed. i put them in people's hair sometimes. for recreation, yeah. just thought you'd like to know they're all doing well.

[evajane-offical]

hey wait a sec I didn’t consent to this forceful adoption

[wall-ghost-offical]

terribly sorry. if it makes you feel better, it's very nice in the walls? and you get to make humans think they're hallucinating sometimes? it's really a very nice life (or afterlife, i suppose) but of course you are always free to leave if you would like

[satans-spiders-offical]

First off, I'm totally all of Satan's spiders irl why did you ask that? Gotta trust me on that.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure KrisKimble is the only one alive currently. Nevermind, KrisKimble died. If you do want to speak with the others then go ask them. My askbox is always open :3

Also planning to draw them as humans soooo I'll definitely do that later.

I am not Santa Claus, I am KrisKimble -KrisKimble

Probably gonna give them colored text later but eh.

Anways tags!!!! :>>>>

@satan-offical (who inspired all of this) @lemon-offical @spider-offical @weevil-offical @cactus-offical @offical-wikipedia @red-solo-cup-offical @britain-offical

I could tag more people but I dont want to bother too many blogs.

[wall-ghost-offical]

oh hey, just thought i should let you know. i adopted all of you. all the dead spiders, you're ghosts. i keep you safe in the walls with me and put you in people's hair. hope you don't mind.

[satan-offical]

Last night I had a dream a really small, cute spider was dancing for me (swaying side to side) and it revealed it's name to me but before I could ask it to repeat itself and I woke up in a cold sweat. Scary.

[evil-bread-offical]

The spider curse is upon you

[satan-offical]

The what

[wall-ghost-offical]

the spider curse...

don't worry, i've adopted the ghosts of all the spiders you've killed. i put them in people's hair sometimes. for recreation, yeah. just thought you'd like to know they're all doing well.

[helpmemiku]

IM SO FUCKING ITCHY

WHY

[wall-ghost-offical]

that's the ghost spiders, sorry about that?

[wall-ghost-offical]

please put some water in the wall i'm dehyrdrated

*scritch scratch*

[wall-ghost-offical]

the walls are... an abnormal temperature today...

*scritch scratch*

[wall-ghost-offical]

omg walls buddy? we should hang out more!

-@guywholivesinyourwalls-offical

greetings, fellow wall dweller

indeed, we should... i have often found these walls empty and lonely, and now i am meeting many fellow entities. it is nice to discover i was not so alone after all, and it is nice to meet you, new wall buddy...

*scritch scratch*

[wall-ghost-offical]

Ghost friend?

-@tap-tap-ghost-offical

that would be nice, it gets very lonely in these walls sometimes....

you can do the tapping noises and i do the scratching ones, we'll make a good team

*scritch scratch*

[tap-tap-ghost-offical]

And in return, I get to tap people's shoulders.

Nice to meet you, new BFF.

*taptaptap*

[wall-ghost-offical]

i understand now. i make strange noises and move objects, and you have the power to interact with the humans corporeal forms...

a very good team indeed. happy to have you, new BFF. we shall have fun haunting the officalverse together

*scritch scratch*