Satan's spiders

We've got: Evajane (she/they) Orlando (he/him) Uganda (we're going with they/them) Jerad (he/they?) KrisKimble (he/him)

[satans-spiders-offical]

First off, I'm totally all of Satan's spiders irl why did you ask that? Gotta trust me on that.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure KrisKimble is the only one alive currently. Nevermind, KrisKimble died. If you do want to speak with the others then go ask them. My askbox is always open :3

Also planning to draw them as humans soooo I'll definitely do that later.

I am not Santa Claus, I am KrisKimble -KrisKimble

Probably gonna give them colored text later but eh.

We also got adopted by @wall-ghost-offical -KrisKimble

Anways tags!!!! :>>>>

@satan-offical (who inspired all of this) @lemon-offical @spider-offical @weevil-offical @cactus-offical @offical-wikipedia @red-solo-cup-offical @britain-offical

I could tag more people but I dont want to bother too many blogs.

[satan-offical]

Wowie!! Finally, after 9 months I finally gained one follower!

I hope I gain some over night! Maybe I'll reach five followers!!

[satan-offical]

WHAT HAPPENED TF?!!

[satan-offical]

*sighs* here's your drawing

[james-offical]

maybe a tag game

I’m making soup :)

Evil-silly-arson-frog-offical does not got any >:( /silly (You can if you want)

I’ll start with adding bone broth, and now y’all add whatever you want :)

no pressure tags:

@kipo-offical @two-offical @iced-coffee-offical @keith-oficcal @patroclus--offical @real-human-offical @binch-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama @gaster-wd +Anyone else who wants to join!

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

heheh *adds cyanide*

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@supervillain-offical

@hell-offical

[james-offical]

YOU

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

*adds piss*

@satan-offical-blog

@satans-spiders-offical

@satan-offical-autistic-offical

@satan-offical

[satans-spiders-offical]

*sacrifices Jerad*

[satan-offical]

In the new officalverse movie, Satan will be played by Jack Black

[satans-spiders-offical]

Woag -Orlando

[sketchy-doctor-offical]

Hello! I am the esteemed Doctor uhh ehh Jeffery!

...totally my real name, cause I'm NOT on the run from cops.

Need something? I do it all! Removing kidneys? Adding MORE kidneys? You want 6 kidneys? Cause I can do that!

I am no questions asked about donations, I don't care where you got 60 gallons of blood, not my problem! :]

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OOC: DO NOT ASK ME FOR LEGITIMATE MEDICAL ADVICE, PLEASE GO TO A REAL IRL DOCTOR AND DO NOT TAKE THIS SILLY BLOG SERIOUSLY! I DON'T HAVE MEDICAL TRAINING.

<3

sorry for tagggss

@theoneautisticthespian @trans-older-brother-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @emo-older-brother-offical @moe-lil-sis-offical @wine-aunt-offical @cool-wine-aunt-offical @a-dad-offical @dad-offical @mothman-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @satans-spiders-offical @spider-offical @spider-georg-offical @homosexuality-offical @sappho-official @planes-offical @state-of-utah-offical @state-of-north-dakota-offical @cryptids-offical @offical-skittering-creature @official-official-post-posts @an-alien-offical @crystal-ball-offical @cactus-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-official @labyrinth-offical @mum-offical @merriam-webster-ohshit69 @evil-ant-offical @nblnb-god-offical @no-one-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @oldersister-offical @ferg-offical @wizard-offical @villain-offical @evil-ant-offical @evil-bread-offical

[satans-spiders-offical]

Sounds fun! :3 -KrisKimble

[britain-offical]

I'm gonna say it....ur better than @satan-offical

guys, guys shush... she's gonna start beefing with me now,

I can't have that on my record or she's gonna unfollow me and I'll lose my status as a micro celeb

[satan-offical]

:(

[satans-spiders-offical]

Can we kill Britain, mother? -KrisKimble

[satans-spiders-offical]

(clears throat)

@evajane-offical

Evajane! Nice to see you! -Orlando

[satans-spiders-offical]

First off, I'm totally all of Satan's spiders irl why did you ask that? Gotta trust me on that.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure KrisKimble is the only one alive currently. Nevermind, KrisKimble died. If you do want to speak with the others then go ask them. My askbox is always open :3

Also planning to draw them as humans soooo I'll definitely do that later.

I am not Santa Claus, I am KrisKimble -KrisKimble

Probably gonna give them colored text later but eh.

Anways tags!!!! :>>>>

@satan-offical (who inspired all of this) @lemon-offical @spider-offical @weevil-offical @cactus-offical @offical-wikipedia @red-solo-cup-offical @britain-offical

I could tag more people but I dont want to bother too many blogs.

[wall-ghost-offical]

oh hey, just thought i should let you know. i adopted all of you. all the dead spiders, you're ghosts. i keep you safe in the walls with me and put you in people's hair. hope you don't mind.

[satans-spiders-offical]

YALL WE GOT A NEW PARENT -KrisKimble

[corvidsal]

I am experiencing very extreme boredom and artblock so I drew @satan-offical (based on the picrew)

the pose is boring because I am boring

and the fuckass spiders

[satan-offical]

ATE THAT UP KING

[satans-spiders-offical]

Mother, is that what we really look like? -KrisKimble

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[satans-spiders-offical]

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[satan-offical]

Amazing

[satans-spiders-offical]

10/10 -KrisKimble

[her-mum-offical]

Things @satan-offical does

Sleep with stuffed animals

Tuck hair behind her ear when spewing attitude

Doesn't hold herself accountable for her mistakes shhhh

Scares kids with horns

[satans-spiders-offical]

I can confirm 👍 -KrisKimble

[satans-spiders-offical]

Would you like to join the Lil Critter Club???

- @spider-offical

Oooo, yes please! -KrisKimble