✨Evajane✨

Satan's other dead spider and Orlando's bestie!!!! She/They (hopefully)

[evajane-offical]

it’s meeeeeeeee

I have risen to join my bestie, @orlando-offical

I’m one of @satan-offical ‘s dead spiders, but we don’t talk abt thatttttt

:D

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[spider-offical]

I’m scared

[homosexuality-offical]

People who's accounts are lgbtq safe RISE!!!!!!!!

CAN PROMISE YOU I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC TWIN

[satan-offical]

where are the dead spiders bruh

Decomposing

[wall-ghost-offical]

some of them are living in the wall with me actually

well, their ghosts are anyways

i put them in people's hair sometimes, for recreation, you know

they like it here i promise

[evajane-offical]

Hiiiii

:::3

[satan-offical]

Seeing as it changed my description, I'll need to add my list of spiders who died :)

List of spiders who died to my room:

1.) Evajane

2.) Orlando

3.) Uganda

4.) Jerard

5.) KrisKrimble (he/it)

6.) El Gasto de bimbo (I forgot to tell y'all about them)

7.) Cider

[towel-offical]

Stop killing them

[spider-offical]

:(

[evajane-offical]

::::[

[chromecanvas-offical]

*loud sighs because @satan-offical will never know who i am*

piss.

[evajane-offical]

I’m satan’s dead spider, does that count???

[officalcomics]

a sample of my work!

@saten-offical

@shortpeoplekickeroffical

so waddya say?

[evajane-offical]

as a member of the spider army, BRING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

:::3

[spotify-offical]

@spider-offical do NOT go ANYWHERE NEAR @satan-offical’s room, ok? HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY SPIDERS HAVE DIED IN THERE

[spider-offical]

Tis the family graveyard

[evajane-offical]

ehehehehehe

[helpmemiku]

IM SO FUCKING ITCHY

WHY

[wall-ghost-offical]

that's the ghost spiders, sorry about that?

[evajane-offical]

:3

✨🔪🕷️🔪✨

[satan-offical]

Last night I had a dream a really small, cute spider was dancing for me (swaying side to side) and it revealed it's name to me but before I could ask it to repeat itself and I woke up in a cold sweat. Scary.

[evil-bread-offical]

The spider curse is upon you

[satan-offical]

The what

[wall-ghost-offical]

the spider curse...

don't worry, i've adopted the ghosts of all the spiders you've killed. i put them in people's hair sometimes. for recreation, yeah. just thought you'd like to know they're all doing well.

[evajane-offical]

hey wait a sec I didn’t consent to this forceful adoption

[wall-ghost-offical]

terribly sorry. if it makes you feel better, it's very nice in the walls? and you get to make humans think they're hallucinating sometimes? it's really a very nice life (or afterlife, i suppose) but of course you are always free to leave if you would like

[evajane-offical]

Hmmmm……… that wall does look quite nice, much better than the closet I’m in……

Very well! I shall live in this wall, for now.

[satan-offical]

Last night I had a dream a really small, cute spider was dancing for me (swaying side to side) and it revealed it's name to me but before I could ask it to repeat itself and I woke up in a cold sweat. Scary.

[evil-bread-offical]

The spider curse is upon you

[satan-offical]

The what

[wall-ghost-offical]

the spider curse...

don't worry, i've adopted the ghosts of all the spiders you've killed. i put them in people's hair sometimes. for recreation, yeah. just thought you'd like to know they're all doing well.

[evajane-offical]

hey wait a sec I didn’t consent to this forceful adoption

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[evajane-offical]

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[hallucinations-offical]

Everyone gets a night free of hallucinations

[mayhem-offical]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A NIGHT WITH NO GHOST SPIDERS HECK YEAH!

thank you hallucinations-offical! i owe you one

[mayhem-offical]

the ghost spiders are back you liar :(

[hallucinations-offical]

Ï̷̡̠͙͝͝ will eat the spiders for you, Ï̷̡̠͙͝͝ apologize for the inconvenience

[spider-offical]

Hold on what

[hallucinations-offical]

Not you, the ghost/hallucination spiders, dw. I̵̢͍͂̎̇́͗͛͘͘̚ am not going to eat you

[spider-offical]

Yaaay okies :D

[evajane-offical]

wait aren’t I a ghost spider

hold up

[bugs-offical]

@mothman-offical @pink-caterpillar-face-offical @spider-offical @ant-offical let's be friends

(thanks @clipboard-offical i used your lovely list to find the bug-related offical blogs)

[spider-offical]

ARE YOU JOINING THE LIL CRITTER CLUB!?!?!??!

[evajane-offical]

j o i n u s f r i e n d

[satan-offical]

Last night I had a dream a really small, cute spider was dancing for me (swaying side to side) and it revealed it's name to me but before I could ask it to repeat itself and I woke up in a cold sweat. Scary.

[evajane-offical]

……….

[orlando-offical]

nom nom nom eats your firstborn nom nom nom

[faa-offical]

This has to be some other Orlando, right? You’re not the city in Florida, are you?

[orlando-offical]

I’m Satans dead spider :(

[evajane-offical]

hahahaha

dont be sad, Florida

[orlando-offical]

that’s it..,.

I’m sorry but…..

🖕

[evajane-offical]

oh no! Whatever will I do? What’re you gonna do to me? Send me to Disney World?

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Seventh post

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[evajane-offical]

omg lookkkkkkk I’m an official offical!!!!