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ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS

Gimmick blog that counts how many Walmarts are in a post as well as just general walmart related posts!

I am not actually associated with the company

My main blog is @alien-insomniac-05

Thank you for shopping at walmart!

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Merry Christmas from your local Walmart 🎄🎁☃️

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do you actually live in Maryland or is it just a gimmick blog thing

Why would I make a gimmick of Maryland if I didn't live there? huuh?

like obviously @walmart-the-official lives in walmart?

no I actually do live in Maryland lol, I wouldn't have made this gimmick otherwise, but that's because I was heavily defending that my home state

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you’re never gonna believe this

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do you... not live in walmart?

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you might want to sit down

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I live in Walmart’s walls

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Walmart went to an old school Walmart today

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Me saying @real-british-empire is trans

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Me saying @the-real-catholic-church and @real-british-empire are both trans.

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IM NOT

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You are.

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NO

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE NO GENDER RIGHT NOW

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Ah, I see.

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Do you?

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I do.

[unazmi]

Being agender still falls under the trans umbrella bud

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Yeah but that’s just right now

I’ll be something else later

[theetherealraphael]

g... genderfluid also falls under the trans umbrella.

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hey raph

buddy

🤫

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Sticker for our almighty cat leader

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[gimmick-thief]

am I the kid that the guidance counselors are too familiar with then

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i feel like im the weird autistic furry of rabid middle schoolers

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I am entranced by this gif oh my gosh

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You get a Redtail Catfish

Phractocephalus hemioliopterus

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the aro flag color picked from the above image

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It is I.. the sticker giver!

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reblog if you’ve never hit post limit before.

Like if you have, comment if you’re currently on it or ignore if you want idk im just curious

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There’s a post limit?-

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@factavius

@i-eat-so-much-grass

i found your post on pinterest!

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Only at Walmart.. wait shit I meant tumblr

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Walmart feel tired from counting Walmarts so Walmart might just reblog shitposts for now

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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I'm about to have a wii fit

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You get a Lagoon Triggerfish

Rhinecanthus aculeatus

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[witchrealms]

(x)

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nice

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Tbh idk what else to do with this blog

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

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I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.

[dragons-locator]

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!” “Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?” “Yea man, that spiky shit!” “You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

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There are three Walmarts in this post!

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table

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Attention shoppers! If you were go to a Walmart back in the 2000s or early 2010s, what would you buy?

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just found the most fucked up plane

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bro what

[1980sspaceman]

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

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[punksandcannonballers]

alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes

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No Walmarts

Have a sticker!